A badass professional wrestler that has amazing theme music and a road house kick called black mass that makes Peter Griffin and Patrick Swayze shed a tear.
by StickyMilk January 18, 2018
Get the aleistar blackmug. When your multiple dingleberries attach via whatever means and create a larger solid that, due to your butt cheeks, form into the shape of a walnut.
Dude, I haven't showered in days and just had to remove a huge black walnut from my ass hair. It was horrible.
by Trombone77 August 11, 2021
Get the black walnutmug. adj. a long, darkly colored fecal projectile of a humanly impossibly size that exits the anus after a good, fibrous meal. Usually in a swirl like fashion, similar to that of soft-serve ice cream.
Vanessa returned from the toilet, wearing a bleak look on her face while rubbing her stomach. David looks at her and asks, "What's wrong?" Vanessa replies, "I think something's wrong with me. I just took the biggest, nastiest, smelliest shit in my life and I swear... it was a Black Anaconda!" David then replies with a grim look on his face, "...That's not good."
by Venom_Freja April 25, 2010
Get the black anacondamug. A Cowboy mercenary introduced in Mortal Kombat X the tenth installment of the Mortal Kombat fighting game series. Erron Black was born in Texas U.S. of A. in the late 1800’s and was hired by the evil sorcerer Shang Tsung to work in outworld because of his badass skills. When Shang Tsung didn’t need his services anymore he went on to do dirt for the Black Dragon and stay in outworld after falling in love with it’s violent and brutal nature. After leaving the Black Dragon because said faction’s leader Kano betrayed him he then went on to become the bodyguard of the new Kahn of Outworld Kotal Kahn and then Kitana when Kotal chose to pass the mantle to her. Also he loves money.
Erron Black: A bad dude who will f*** your shit up for cash (sometimes just because) and f**** vampires.
by Ed Boon March 22, 2021
Get the Erron Blackmug. by OMG give it to meeeee!!! December 5, 2015
Get the black casserolemug. A black hole is a point of infinitely dense space with such a high density that no matter or energy may escape. It is formed when a supermassive star supernovaes. It has enough gravity, however, that it will collapse inward on itself. Normally, when this happens, the Palaui Force cannot resist gravity's push (this means that electrons orbiting a nucleus of an atom are pushed inward to the nucleus), and forms neutronium (a superdense form of matter made of only neutrons). Normally, this dense ball of matter forms a neutron star, but in extreme cases, the ball of matter is so dense that it collapses inward on itself. Nothing can stop this collapse once it has started, and it will not end until the matter reaches a point of 0 dimensions (0 feet high, wide, and deep). This forms the singularity of the black hole. There is also a "point of no return", or the event horizon. Once you have crossed this sphere circling the black hole, you will be ripped apart atom by atom, and strung out to an infinite length (called spaghettification). This process will take an infinite amount of time, and nothing will ever get you out. There are also two different types of singularities (that we know about). There are stationary and spinning. In a stationary singularity, the singularity is a single point where the curvature becomes infinite. However, in a spinning singularity, said singularity becomes 2 dimensional, stretching in both space & longitude (this drags space-time surrounding the event horizon, something known as frame dragging). This spinning space-time surrounding the event horizon is known as an ergosphere, which is shaped like an ellipsoid (this is an ellipse, but in 3 dimensions (think about how pluto doesn't orbit the sun right, and you have the idea, represented by the formula {x^2\a^2}+{y^2\b^2}+{z^2\c^2}=1).) This presents a great opportunity for space flight, as a ship grazing the surface of the ergosphere could be launched off at reletavistic speeds. The singularity is most likely a ring shape, instead of a dimensionless sphere. If you fell into a spinning black hole, it is possible you would not spaghettify. If you fell through the inner horizon (the ring singularity) perfectly distanced from all points on the ring, you might make it.
Now, you figure that matter has to go somewhere, and it (theoretically) is ejected at a white hole. A white hole is described as "a postulated celestial body that is the time reversal of a black hole. While a black hole acts as a point mass that attracts and absorbs any nearby matter, a white hole acts as a point mass that repels or (perhaps) even ejects matter." Now, there is no proof of white holes, and it is doubtful you could pass through one (see wormhole, because of a paper published in 1962 by John A. Wheeler and Robert W. Fuller proving that Schwarzschild wormholes are disconnected instantaneously after they are formed, not allowing even light to pass through). I've said waaaaay too much, so I'm going to shut up now. Have a nice day.
Now, you figure that matter has to go somewhere, and it (theoretically) is ejected at a white hole. A white hole is described as "a postulated celestial body that is the time reversal of a black hole. While a black hole acts as a point mass that attracts and absorbs any nearby matter, a white hole acts as a point mass that repels or (perhaps) even ejects matter." Now, there is no proof of white holes, and it is doubtful you could pass through one (see wormhole, because of a paper published in 1962 by John A. Wheeler and Robert W. Fuller proving that Schwarzschild wormholes are disconnected instantaneously after they are formed, not allowing even light to pass through). I've said waaaaay too much, so I'm going to shut up now. Have a nice day.
Ugh. If you want to see an example, hop on a ship traveling at light speed, wait 3000 years, then jump out. La dee frickin da. Here's the word black hole.
by George Badabinski December 13, 2008
Get the Black Holemug. Creators of such songs as Iron Man, Sabath Bloody Sabath, Wall of Sleep, Nib, The Wizard, The Natiojnal Acrobat and other great songs that created metal.
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by Count Orlock May 5, 2003
Get the black sabbathmug.