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Math homework

Causes nothing but sadness and madness after school. Itt's hard and time consuming. Honestly, a complete waste of time.
Wow, MATH HOMEWORK today made me wanna rip my hair out.
by Mr.heyy October 17, 2019
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Math and Meth

Math and Meth sound the same.
by WeirdKid_21 February 25, 2015
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math homework

code for masturbating, often used in public places where discussing masturbation would usually be awkward
"wanna go out?".. busy with math homework
"you free today?"... nope, math homework
by .Nishi September 24, 2011
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Fucking Math

Fucking Math:

alcohol * (man + woman) - contraceptive + 9months = baby

man + man = sore ass

woman + woman = scissors
by EntropicSoul August 16, 2010
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Math Party

A gathering of extremely intelligent individuals to develop new theorems. these parties have been influential throughout history and are said to have inspired Euler, Euclid, and many other famous mathematicians.
Evan: Did you ask Dr. J. for a new equation for our math party tonight?
Andy: yea man we're going to be working on this one all night
Evan: That Dr. J. sure is one crazy motherfucker
Andy: Fershizzle
by Conner Lounsbury March 16, 2009
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Bad maths

This term has come from the study of fractals. To simplify, fractals and self similarity are the geometric principals that can be found throughout nature and indeed the universe as a common blueprint of growth. Things often appear aesthetically pleasing or beautiful because they are mathematically/geometrically perfect. The term 'bad maths' refers to something that is not aesthetically pleasing and out of sync with the universe.
Someone tells an awful joke and there is silence, this is 'bad maths'.

A large woman is seen in the front window of a restaurant eating alone, dribbling chicken fat down her fat fucking face 'that is bad maths'.

Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy gets lucky, goes home with girl, girl has penis.. the unverse is not working in an aesthetically pleasing way.. bad maths.
by The Bionic Fox November 24, 2011
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Math Pimp

Someone who has mastered exponential growth and mathematical sweet talking.

Someone who only works on the problem: Integral of e to the x times y.
"He is such a Math Pimp. He told me he wished he were a derivative, that way he could lie tangent to my curves."

Girl A: How did studying go with that guy?

Girl B: Great! He is such a math pimp, he certainly showed me how to derive his exponential growth.
by Mathus March 28, 2009
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