“Yo, the cops just raided that Korean massage joint around the corner!”
“For real??”
“Yeah, they got busted for serving out $15 bare-knuckle hand-pulls.”
“For real??”
“Yeah, they got busted for serving out $15 bare-knuckle hand-pulls.”
by Lopsin June 22, 2024
Get the Bare-knuckle hand-pullmug. The faint, pleasant scent of lime, cilantro, and fresh onion that stays on your hands, even after washing, after you eat delicious tacos. AKA "Taco Fingers"
by Patton Freakin' Oswalt February 9, 2023
Get the Taco Handsmug. by JizzyCumRag October 16, 2018
Get the Smoking Handsmug. Gipsy please
Won't you give me
The secret key
Of life's mistery
She said
Gipsy girl
won't you unfurl
the flag of life
before my eyes
And she said
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Won't you give me
The secret key
Of life's mistery
She said
Gipsy girl
won't you unfurl
the flag of life
before my eyes
And she said
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Gazed towards the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy love
Oh can't you see
That you are the one
I really need
She said I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Gazed toward the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy please
I won't be
Lover of you
Oh tell me please
First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy love
Oh can't you see
That you are the one
I really need
She said I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Gazed toward the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy please
I won't be
Lover of you
Oh tell me please
First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love
by Death Menace August 31, 2023
Get the First Hand Experience In Second Hand Lovemug. A Drinking game - Taping one cold tinny to each hand, so that both hands are incapacitated to do anything other than drink with. The tins may not be un-taped until both tins have been consumed. The aim of this game is to finish both tins before you have to piss, or trouble may ensue.
by The O Dizzle June 27, 2010
Get the Edward Frothie Handsmug. The best pirate in the entire Our Flag Means Death series. His real name is Israel Hands, (not the country). He has been shown to be in love with Edward Teach, (Blackbeard). He showed a distaste towards Stede Bonnet in the first season, but in the second season, he got along with him more. Unfortunately, my babygirl got shot and killed in the season two finale. F in the chat.
He's my babygirl. I love him. David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you-
He's my babygirl. I love him. David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you David when I catch you-
Me: "Yeah, I'm just so sad about Izzy Hands, don't talk to me for a bit.
My mom: "Okay. Stop crying about a man that is over 30 years older than you though- that's probably not healthy."
Me: "Hush."
(This was a real interaction btw)
My mom: "Okay. Stop crying about a man that is over 30 years older than you though- that's probably not healthy."
Me: "Hush."
(This was a real interaction btw)
by Eros_Avalon October 29, 2023
Get the Izzy Handsmug. A hand job where one hand whacks the top of your knob like you’re slapping out dollar bills for a cheap rate hooker
by Wilkypedia December 1, 2021
Get the Hand paymug.