ranch-hand

A leader who will do anything to accomplish their goals. This is especially the case when it causes the suffering and painful death of people, including their constituents.

(Origin: Operation Ranch Hand)

Hello, I am Commander "Ranch-Hand" Smith. I am best known for pushing one of my privates into the line of fire to use as a distraction to escape.

ranch-hand by PresidentMarena August 9, 2021

ranch hand 

It's when you're doing a girl from behind, but she's too loose, so to get her to tighten up you zap her in the side with a cattle prod.

Anyone who tries the ranch hand with their girlfriend will probably not have a girlfriend much longer.

ranch hand by Crazy B January 9, 2005

ranch hand 

someone who helps around on the ranch. someone who uses their hands to do work, on a ranch.

eh, him? he's justa ol' ranch hand.

ranch hand by Ferryn Maxwell April 2, 2004

ranch hand 

the hand you use to jack off and get your cum or sperm on.

I don't really have a ranch hand

ranch hand by lazyassloser April 5, 2004

Ranch Hand 

When you use ranch salad dressing or ranch seasoning mixed with lotion as lube for a hand job for a zesty feel

Jenny: Why does your dick smell like ranch salad dressing?
Mike: I got a ranch hand earlier.

Ranch Hand by AyCowboy June 8, 2014

ranch hand 

a really good handjob or fingering
or
someone who works on a ranch part or full time
dumbass

i got a ranch hand yesterday

ranch hand by angel face April 10, 2004

ranch hand 

Ranch Hand- dual meanings. literal- rancher's assistant. Also a brush or cow guard for the front of your pickup. It is often used as a "follower of a crowd".

You would think ol' Billy was Pete's ranch hand the way he tugs on Pete's shirt

ranch hand by Tick April 1, 2004