Muddy Puddle

When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy

John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle?
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine

by Crown of thorns November 2, 2020

Muda s kokale

Muda s kokale is a word used for when something doesnt work

John: i couldn't get that girls number
Ivan: e muda s kokale

by Koisamtam November 10, 2020

mudrider

A girl saving vaginal intercourse for marriage, so instead has only anal intercourse.

"Dude I was at this bonfire last night and totally smashed three mudrider babes"

by Diknurwife69 November 21, 2020

Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.

Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.

by BRatedMovieZombie November 24, 2020

Mudholing

When one does not feel like taking a shower before bed , only after 24 hrs of not doing anything but being lazy .

My mom asked me if I was mudholing it , I replied wish hell no I’m mudholing it because I don’t feel like showering .

I’ve laid in my PJs all day I’m not showering I’m just mudholing it.

by Deerrtysanchez32mlvj December 6, 2020

Muddy Helmet

When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.

Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.

by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 11, 2020

Mudpie

This is the gay version of the creampie and is named mudpie due to the Pooy brown cum that is dribbling from ones ass

Last night me and Dave finely tried that mudpie

by ISucpoo2aspear December 22, 2020