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Henson Hands

N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet
Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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pancake hand hold

The pancake hand hold is the most conservative of the hand holds. Used most commonly in a parent-child relationship. Palms together, fingers are not interlaced.
A: Let's hold hands.
B: Okay but only a pancake hand hold otherwise people will think we're dating!
by smexy_hotdog82 March 5, 2022
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Second Hand Cheeseburger

A second hand cheeseburger is when two people kiss their buttholes together and dedicate into eachothers asses.
I gave Mary quite the Second Hand Cheeseburger last night!
by Lu Anthony August 7, 2025
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Emotional Hand-Me-Down

A trait or behaviour someone inherits from their family, for better or worse.
Craig: My bro was really difficult to deal with these holidays, he could not stop nagging my kids and noticing how dirty my bathroom was.

Leanne: Ya, he gets being critical from his mom, it is his Emotional Hand-Me-Down. Also, your bathroom is ALWAYS incredibly clean.

Craig: Preach
by Mike109999 April 27, 2025
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Hold hands day

Hold hands with that special guy or girl!💗✨

August 2nd!
Hold hands day is where you get to hold that special persons hand!
by Ang33l March 28, 2022
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Hand Job

Getting down on your knees, putting your hands together, and praying to God
Mom: “have you given Jesus a hand job today”
Daughter: “What the fuck
by SuperSonnek December 11, 2020
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