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Shit eye

When you have an infection (pink eye) and assholes like me make fun of you by calling you "shit eye" yayyyy
"Wow, Christian has shit eye!!"
by Germ Berger November 19, 2016
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no shit Sherlock

A one of the books in the Sherlock series, in witch Sherlock has constipation and has to swallow his pride and let watson use his medicine on him
friend "have you seen the new sherlock book"

me: yeah no shit Sherlock
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Oh shit

When you forget to bring your gas money.
Josh: Ay fam, you got that gas money?

Mark:Oh shit, I forgot the gas money.
by CHR0N05 February 21, 2019
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Deefacks Shit

Noun; strong interjective, usually referencing child protective services in the state of Georgia, which is under the Department of Family and Children Services. (DFACS). Often invoked in conversation during heated moments or as a sign of great disdain in which a parent has demonstrated ineptitude in regards to be a basic provider for their children.
Chuckford: "I can't believe my mom sent me to school as a kid wearing those potato sacks on my feet."

Rastafarian Billy: "Yeah, that is some straight up deefacks shit right there. Can't believe she got away with that."

Chuckford: "Yeah, I mean I knew Berkenstocks were popular, but that shit was child abuse."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
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Shit toking

When you spend time pretending to go to the bathroom just so you can watch tik tok without interruptions
Husband: Are you ok, you’ve been in the bathroom a long time.

Wife: oh yeah, I’m fine. I was just shit toking
by Happy2bmrsp October 10, 2020
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Shit-delete

In Microsoft Outlook, the act of permanently deleting (Shift+Delete) a work email that is so lame in regards to tasking or grammar that it doesn't even merit being read or acknowledged.
Boss email: Come in Saturday to work on the contract bid. Corporate is really counting on you and I. Your sacrifice is truely appreciated--

You: Shit-delete. Problem solved.
by kn wench September 3, 2010
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Shit Haps

"Shit happens". Used to diffuse a situation or suggest that a situation is not as bad as one suspects
Dude: Man, I can't believe she dumped me.
Man: Shit haps, dude.
by Foust Foust Foust January 4, 2012
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