Ass goblin

Somebody thats a whore and loves ass. Mostly referring to a female. Loves having anal sex

Dude 1: Hey, did you hear bout the new girl?
Dude 2: Yeah. I heard she likes it from the back!
Dude 1: Yeah, dude. She's a total ass goblin.
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by numberonegirl March 12, 2009

ass-grass

Unkempt ass hair.

You need to mow that plot of ass-grass.

by helpfulness March 24, 2009

Ass-smooth

Description of an object or person who is so slick that it resembles the smoothness of a baby's behind.

"That guy is so ass-smooth" or "This table is ass-smooth!"

by onak September 20, 2009

ass jazz

music characterized by long, seemingly never-ending episodes of jarring, dissonant, screechy "music", with a particularly heavy use of horn instruments.

jazz that is "assy", using "ass" as an adjective

"Dont Fear The Reaper" can always use more cowbell, but one never needs more horn in ass jazz.

Guy: "That noise is setting my teeth on edge. What is it?"
Girl: "Oh, that's just the ass jazz show on college radio.

Aslo, a common phrase associated with ass jazz is, "make it stop!"

by Ed Melvinado March 18, 2010

Ass Puddles

The butt mark your butt makes when it's really sweaty after running (Cross Country, Track, etc.) and you sit down on concrete/cement.

Dude, look at those massive ass puddles.

by assmanbill September 2, 2010

Ass to nose traffic

Essentially bumper to bumper traffic.

I couldn't get to work today because of the ass to nose traffic.

by trilo September 9, 2010

Ass-Crunch

The name you would give to someone who clearly and directly ruins a moment for you and causes you to feel emotional pain as if you were being bitten or "crunched" in the buttocks or "ass"

You ass-crunch, I was going... to fuck her until you told me she had crabs; now I'll never get laid

by butteredtoastjam September 16, 2010