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cheeseburger 

Jake Shears' pet tortoise, given to him by his boyfriend for his birthday. Jake revealed to Q! Magazine that he feeds it calorie-controlled portions of lettuce for meals and he cried, overcome with emotion, upon recieving the gift.
"I heard the lead singer of the Scissor Sisters has a pet turtle."
"Nay, it's a tortoise. Called Cheeseburger an'all!"
cheeseburger by Sarah666 August 19, 2007

pecker cheese 

his mother said
that he never should
nibble on his pecker cheese
or play with his morning wood. . .
extract from "alec g is a wanker" by bobybird & deadfish
pecker cheese by <*}}}}>< October 20, 2003

cottage cheese hen 

When you stuff a turkish game hen into a woman's yeast-infected vagina, pull it out, and the hen appears to be covered in a cottage cheese-like substance.
Bill: "Did you get with that girl last night?"
Jacob: "Yea, I gave that bitch a cottage cheese hen."
Bill: "Sweet."
cottage cheese hen by Jacobill April 18, 2008

Double Cheese Wopper 

A sixty year old Italian woman's vagina.
I just got off the boat today, seen my grandmothers double cheese wopper.
Double Cheese Wopper by TheTopWop December 26, 2010

Gooch Cheese 

a type of cheese that has black dots in it that when melted creates a moist wrinkled looking cheese resembling a gooch
Looks like someone gave you some gooch cheese

Cream Cheese 

A nickname for someone who is a smooth talker. It works well as a boy or girl's nickname.

Caution: Anyone Cream Cheese will be able to easily pull you in with their easy-to-listen-to words!
Guy: Man, that girl knows just the right things to say to me!
Guy 2: yeah, man, she's Cream Cheese at heart...
Cream Cheese by Iamallama July 4, 2011