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Iron penis

Iron PenisC also named Iron Crotch, Penis qigong or Iron balls, is an extreme form of Qigong exercise. A Masterhas been practicing Iron Penis Qigong for over 25 years, and is the foremost expert on Asian penis training.
Due to unexplained reasons, this Iron Crotch has never been introduced into the western world with its full-length English version until last year by many Chinese Qigong masters, and it's now available at www.qigongpenis.com .
Naturally, it soon captures the westerners' attention, because it works to strengthen their body an mind, in addition to their sexuality. The fortunate thing is that a bonus book collected and translated by qigongpenis.com is dedicated to those who wanna to practice the Iron penis qigong but feel inadequate in body and mind. It's called Shaolin Muscle-Bone strengthening Exercise, which is more accessible, and has been taken as a smooth prerequisite of the Iron Crotch(Iron penis, balls, or Penis qikong).
As far as its benefits are concerned, Physically speaking, Iron Crotch(Iron Penis) can make one's private part become hit-resistive and capable of loading heavy stuff.
Healthily speaking, Iron Penis is able to cure the most cases of premature ejaculation, impotence and erectile dysfunction.
Sexually speaking, Iron Penis makes your sexuality immensely enhanced, and in addition to your bettering sexual performance and less-exhasuting capability, your desire for the intimacy will be elevated.
Mentally speaking, you will feel much refreshed and relief from the high tension of life, believing your Qi in the very center of your body is gathered.

Search on Google with Qigongpenis, or Iron penis or iron crotch, you will find countless videos and pictures.

Curious penis

a penis which is always poking about and curious about everthing
"omg i think i just saw a curious behind that bush!"
Curious penis by Hakko December 13, 2003

my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.
In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

Sweaty Ass-Penis 

A sexual act in which the male tucks his member between his legs and bends over at which point the female approaches the male from behind and performs oral sex on him as his phallus is protruding from his ass region.
I was thrilled when my girlfriend finally agreed to do a sweaty ass-penis so I quickly tucked my penis between my legs and bent over. Soon I was enjoying some oral sex from behind.
Sweaty Ass-Penis by Zach Pearl December 7, 2010

hanging penis 

its where your about to get an erection, and your dick gets bigger but it still isnt quite hard.
Girl:GOD DAMN IT GET HARD!!!
Boy: Chill bitch i still got hanger(hanging penis)
hanging penis by john raleigh October 29, 2007

boomerang penis 

A male reproductive organ (penis) that is oddly bent either up, down, left or right and looks like if unattached, it could be thrown and it would be a boomerang.
girl: umm, come on. Let me suck your penis.
guy: NO! I can not let you.
girl: why not?
guy: I have a boomerang penis
girl: Lol. you are a douche.
boomerang penis by epberry09 October 24, 2009