I Got Erection

The greatest song ever by the Norwegian Death Punk machines Turbonegro.

OOOOOOO ooooooo OOOOOOO I got erection!

by Dukedarkness May 5, 2008

I haz a happy

Deeply inconsequential happiness which is felt by a person when something important for emotional stability, yet completely inconsequential to everyone else on the planet, occurs in their life.

I haz a happy! I got paid today!

by Morden July 1, 2008

i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis

a disease spread via sight or contact, the symptoms being upon sight of a carrier, the newly-infected victim has the urge to throw the carrier down and violently sex them.

Dude, that chick that just walked by made my catch i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis

by zombiehunter951 November 20, 2009

I was FUCKING safe!

The most famous words ever uttered in baseball towards the umpire

"What?! he didn't even catch the ball! I was FUCKING safe!"

by Dr. Stark October 13, 2009

i huall

short for 'I hate you all'

oh god, I swear i huall!
my life is srsly sucking right now; i huall.

by NoSrsly June 14, 2010

I will stab you

A non-threatening threat. Basically, it's how one will show their anger to another, quickly look around for a sharp object, fail in finding one, and say the threat anyways, not being able to back it up. Usually used in a friendly manner, where the speaker (probably) won't stab the other guy, anyway.

Jack: Hey man, you know what a pelican looks like!?
John: Well, you've got the saggy chins, the beady eyes, and you are annoying as Hell, so... I'm gonna have to say, like you.
Jack: I will stab you...

by Kil Lerown April 17, 2010

I'd Shit That

An expression meaning that a public bathroom is clean enough to poop in. See I'd Hit That

John: How is the bathroom at the hockey arena?
Bill: Not bad, actually, I'd shit that.

by The Puñeta December 2, 2010