Dick Jenkins

One who is fresh in the ways of mulletry. Must have a mullet and let it flap freely. See also Dickie bob or d.e. bob.

Look at that Dick Jenkins over there

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

dick klownwinski

Father of Nate and Klown Klownwinski, heirs apparent to the Klownmunist kingdom and revolution. Also a former basketball coach famous for his losing strategy of having his sons shoot three-pointers. Best friend and confidante of Jack Moss, another Klown

Dick Klownwinski is a clownundrum

by tate donovan July 10, 2004

dick picnic

mostly to have a ready penis for sucking.
to suck on a penis.
name for a guy who has said ready hard penis.

dick picnic is taking me to see a bils game after i ..........

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

dick jam

A male who has an inability to get laid by the opposite sex thus only jams his member against everything else

Bob spent 2000 dollars on that hooker and only got a hug at the end of the night, what a dick jam.

by Brandon Hayduke January 28, 2008

Dick Cheney

Prince Albert's bigger heavier metallic cousin

I got myself a dick cheney but its shear mass was too much for me so i down graded to a lighter prince albert

by kanadzki May 26, 2008

Dick Cheney

To make sure you never with a president.

The reason to not hunt quail while drinking.

"I certainly wouldn't want to hunt quail while drunk! I'd be a real Dick Cheney then!"

"Hey Look! Quail! Come on Dick, Don't point at me! Point at the Qua-", The words spoken by Harry Whittington before waking up in a hospital sometime later with pellet wounds to his face, neck and upper torso. Also had a minor, non-fatal heart attack due to this.

by Tab170 June 28, 2008

Dick Fudge

anal sexanusass fuckingshitpenispoopnoun. Shit resin left on your penis after having vigorous anal sex with someone. Shit stain on your penis.

Dude I fucked her so hard in the ass I pulled out with some major dick fudge!

by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008