Fuck's Cunt 

a statement used when something takes you by surprise and pisses you off at the same time usually followed by absconding the person who offended you.

on the subject of a man sampling his own fluid:

Steve: Dude, its not gay if its your own.

Bill: What in Fuck's Cunt are you talking about??? Get out of my house!!!!!

Fuck's Cunt by King Leper September 22, 2010

ass munching cunt face 

The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt

Go to hell you ass munching cunt face.

ass munching cunt face by Failbot6669 June 20, 2011

fire breathing thunder cunt 

An extreme bitch who also has red hair. She usually is never in a good mood and constantly bitching at random people.

Aaron "Dude did you see Jessica?"
Josh "Yea bro she is a fire breathing thunder cunt
Aaron "Oh aight"

fire breathing thunder cunt by xBmXiCaNx October 30, 2011

puff cunt 

1. An oversized or engorged female genetalia that is usually caused from excess weight gain and tight pants

2. An extremely large moose knuckle or camel toe

Did you see Kelly's puff cunt? It was so big that her pants were bursting at the seams!

puff cunt by Iamsiam23xc September 25, 2007

Jiggly Cunt Basket 

a cunt basket that is so loose that it jiggles. Also, favorite insult toward thy council of wookie.

That hand bell player is such a jiggly cunt basket!!!

Jiggly Cunt Basket by ChodeGuzzler March 26, 2009

ignorant cunt 

Your typical 'turd' wave feminist, who believes the path to equality is through hatred and bigotry of cultures rejected by their idealism. Becoming the thing they very image of everything hate: racism, sexism, ageism, delusional: and still pretending to be a victim.

Considers rehashes and reboots of the past to actually be original thought when role reversal is the only change made, instead of actually transcending negative paradigms.

#WomensMarchOnWashington , full of voters who are still angry they didn't win fair and square because they voted on a candidate solely because she was a woman, in spite of her endless track record of corruption starting with her internship under her mentor: Richard Nixon
aka, ignorant cunts

ignorant cunt by iOneIndividual January 20, 2017

Once a cunt always a cunt 

A theory that women always gravitate toward douchebags. They spend hours complaining about how their boyfriend is a liar, never pays attention to them etc. Yet when they meet a guy who even so much as doesn't blatantly treat them like shit, they will ignore him for the sole purpose of sabotaging a healthy relationship.

Jenny: Oh my god remember that guy Damion I told you about. He fucked me 3 times in the ass one night last week and never called. Now he just text me to come over to his house cause his mom is gone. I can't believe him!!

Chirstina: I know, right? I caught Paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. One of these days I swear I'm gonna leave him if he doesn't stop cheating on me.

Tom: Hey Jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. You want to catch a movie this weekend?

Jenny: You're a creeper Tom go the fuck away. Seriously, what's wrong with you? If you text me again I'm calling the police.

Tom: Once a cunt always a cunt

Once a cunt always a cunt by Moosir2u33 July 4, 2011