Missile Dick

One who is in possession, or one who participates in the usage and/or firing of a detachable, dangerous, rocket powered penis.

These weapons are rare, but extremely dangerous when handled by a well trained missile dick.

Fuck bears, the number one threat to America are Missile Dicks.

by couragealex July 29, 2009

Dick Roulette

Going on chat roulette with a group of friends and taking turns sitting in front of the computer everytime a penis shows up on screen.

I couldn't apply Dick Roulette rules yesterday cause I was by myself.

by themaster13131313 March 7, 2010

Wedding Dick

A term used to describe ultimate hardness.

That turkey that you left in the freezer is as hard as a wedding dick!

by 0014, twice as good January 8, 2010

Umbrella Dick

noun

1. (uhm-brel-uh dik) a penis so heavily curved it resembles the handle of an umbrella.

2. Slang- vulgar penis.

Maggie: hey, so last night i had sex with him.
Alex: how was it?

Maggie: Extremely weird, he has an umbrella dick so it was like getting finger blasted by captain hook.

by headofaneaglebodyofalion May 7, 2010

Dick-Sauce

skeet,sperm

"I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!"
"DUDE I GOT HUGE DICK-SAUCE RIGHT NOW"

by epic player1 April 29, 2009

dick pocket

n. 1. another name for pussy, 2. a jerk

Man, that guy is such a dick pocket.

by Susannah_ September 20, 2007

brick as dick

1) An extreme version of the slang term "brick." Instead of meaning just cold, "brick as dick" means freezing.
2) An adjective used to describe something brolic.
3) An adjective used to describe something extremely hard.

Tim: I hate the winter.
John: I know, it's brick as dick out right now!

by T-man F. January 10, 2008