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windometer

Plain and simple: an anemometer.
An anemometer is an instrument used for measuring wind speed.
Winds were clocked with my stupid sodding "rotten cat pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) as being variable to 3.60mph (4.36kph) at the surface.
by Telephony May 25, 2019
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windows fanboy

who likes to being robbed his/her privacy by Microsoft. they feel horny to being stolen their privacy.

only path left to them is to become slut of their master, Satya Nadella.
Satya's big c*ck is satisfying windows fanboy's secret hole.
by RTaD6502 June 22, 2021
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Window Cancer

sad affliction befalling Russian operatives who cross Putin, for which there is no cure
Sergei Lukmanov, Russian billionaire with 9 yachts and 16 vacation homes, "earned" his billions via oil & gas in Russian region of Siberia. After Putin invaded Ukraine and committed countless atrocities Vlad needed scapegoats so Sergei accidentally tripped and fell out a 20-story building in the latest occurrence of stage 4 Window Cancer. sad.
by Uncle Joosie April 25, 2022
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windows 11

windows 10 except it’s got less functionality it runs worse it has more bugs it steals even more of ur data and it looks like shit.

did i mention it only runs on semi recent hardware when windows 10 could run on a fucking pentium 4
“oh, windows 11? on my new laptop?”
“OH HEEELLL NO!!!”
*PULLS OUT USB WITH THE WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER*
by dight May 4, 2022
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Windozer

A user (A) who will actively volunteer to help another user (B), just so that they can make a big show of how they don't know how to use B's machine, based solely upon deliberate ignorance of the operating system. They will thus insist that they don't know how to perform simple functions on an OSX or Unix machine, even though many such functions are handled exactly the same way as windows. Essentially the opposite of a unix or osx fanboy.
"OK so I'll just plug in this projector and we'll get started. - Oh, it's set to mirror. I was planning on doing this in Presenter Mode..."
"Oh, I can fix that, here let me... OH SHHHIIII- I didn't realise you were using one of...THESE things. I have no idea how to fix this on OSX."
"Christ, Bill. You're such a Windozer. Look - Apple menu> System Settings...>Displays. This is really the same as control panel. You're just making a big deal over nothing. Make an effort will ya??"
by keepCalmAndGetOuttaHere February 15, 2023
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Windows Frankenstein

A common type of modified ISOs of the Windows desktop operating system that are found on the internet for free.

They are illegally activated and come with infected files, unknown Services, malicious scripts, etc., without the user's knowledge. They have random problems and errors, including the infamous BSoD screen. Users often try to find non-existent solution to fix them because of these mysterious errors caused by altered system files and Registries.

Surprisingly, these versions became popular since the XP era.
by Ryan900USAYT June 13, 2023
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birthday window

The days just before and after the actual day of your birth that can also be celebrated.
"My birthday is actually the 6th but I celebrate for my whole birthday window."
by jacqwest November 15, 2009
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