dight's definitions

hon

a term originating from 4chan’s /lgbt/ board. a trans woman who doesn’t pass. usually prefixed with some other word describing what stops them from passing eg: heighthon, shoulderhon or twinkhon.

fuck i wish I passed and wasn’t some uncanny looking hon…

by dight February 22, 2023

G%

referring to my little pony generation 5 in a derogatory sense. often used by bronies on /mlp/ to shit on people who like G5

Anonymous No.19373729:
we all stan izzy
Anonymous No.29473829:
>>19373729
fuck G% and yourself faggot

by dight April 20, 2023

Amogus

A meme that mocked Among Us for being oversaturated but in itself become oversaturated.

bro 1: why did you just steal chips in front of a camera? That looks sooo sus.
bro 2: wow haha amogus sooo sus
*cops come*

by dight March 6, 2021

Windows 10

The cancer of an operating system that we don’t get rid of because it’s Windows. It’s the most popular operating system. It’s the only one with software, It’s the only one that you can game on, It’s the only one that you can get viruses from and It’s the only one that will let your mum discover your location. We just let it get bigger and bigger and worse and worse. We don’t escape. We can’t escape. Microsoft and their spyware is attached to us. It’s everywhere. Everywhere you look. Everything you have. Look at the Windows. They need an update or they’ll break. But if you install it they’ll explode. Look at your dog. It’s Windows 10. Breath in the air, It’s Windows 10. How do we stop? When do we stop? Everything... it’s all... Windows, 10...

F*cking Windows 10. What’s with this Microsoft account sh*t? Why do I need to enter public info “in case I forget my password”? Which is less secure than my 69 character long one?!

by dight March 6, 2021

Cancel Culture

The most cancerous realm of the internet. Home to Millennials and Post Millenials who irrationally think that a slightly offensive joke from 5 years ago is a worse sin than murder. Not even the most toxic or Rule 34 ridden fandoms compare.

Dad: Are 'ya winning son?
Dad: Son?
Zoomer: YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME MAD
Dad: What?
Zoomer: WHEN SOMEONE MAKES A SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE TWEET WHICH WAS A TOTAL MISTAKE!!!!!
Dad: Wha-
Zoomer: YOU KNOW THAT WHEN CANCEL CULTURE FINDS PREY, IT FEASTS?
Dad: I should've gotten a-
Zoomer: WELL (famous person) HAS JUST CROSSED THE LINE.
Dad: This is why abortions exist...

by dight May 10, 2021

dream stan

an orphan

guy: i fucked ur mother
dream stan: i don’t have a mother
guy: well i fucked your father actually
dream stan: …especially not a father

by dight July 17, 2022

man child

an adult who acts immaturely and well, childishly. man children have lots of overlap beetween neck beards. typically they live with their parents and are unemployed, but there are exceptions. (though most who are employed are probably flipping burgers) they often have horrible social skills as well. man children often are obsessed with some kid's cartoon or pop culture stuff. they fill their rooms with toys, action figures and more. overall, man children are leeches to society. just like actual kids. even kidnapping them is harder to do than with children. you have a tub of lard to deal with after all. thus you need to upgrade to adult sleeping to get the job done.

mother: my god! clean your room! you have no job. you could at least clean your room!
man child: no! i gotta watch the new teen titans go episode!!!
mother: you are such a man child, son!

by dight November 8, 2022