a legendary guy who was so balls deep playing mafia 3 that he didn't pause it to shit and despite his mother screaming at him to go to the bathroom he didn't go. he just shat himself and kept playing.
by dight May 24, 2023
Get the dimitrius mug.windows 10 except it’s got less functionality it runs worse it has more bugs it steals even more of ur data and it looks like shit.
did i mention it only runs on semi recent hardware when windows 10 could run on a fucking pentium 4
did i mention it only runs on semi recent hardware when windows 10 could run on a fucking pentium 4
“oh, windows 11? on my new laptop?”
“OH HEEELLL NO!!!”
*PULLS OUT USB WITH THE WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER*
“OH HEEELLL NO!!!”
*PULLS OUT USB WITH THE WINDOWS 10 INSTALLER*
by dight May 04, 2022
Get the windows 11 mug.The most cancerous realm of the internet. Home to Millennials and Post Millenials who irrationally think that a slightly offensive joke from 5 years ago is a worse sin than murder. Not even the most toxic or Rule 34 ridden fandoms compare.
Dad: Are 'ya winning son?
Dad: Son?
Zoomer: YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME MAD
Dad: What?
Zoomer: WHEN SOMEONE MAKES A SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE TWEET WHICH WAS A TOTAL MISTAKE!!!!!
Dad: Wha-
Zoomer: YOU KNOW THAT WHEN CANCEL CULTURE FINDS PREY, IT FEASTS?
Dad: I should've gotten a-
Zoomer: WELL (famous person) HAS JUST CROSSED THE LINE.
Dad: This is why abortions exist...
Dad: Son?
Zoomer: YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME MAD
Dad: What?
Zoomer: WHEN SOMEONE MAKES A SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE TWEET WHICH WAS A TOTAL MISTAKE!!!!!
Dad: Wha-
Zoomer: YOU KNOW THAT WHEN CANCEL CULTURE FINDS PREY, IT FEASTS?
Dad: I should've gotten a-
Zoomer: WELL (famous person) HAS JUST CROSSED THE LINE.
Dad: This is why abortions exist...
by dight May 10, 2021
Get the Cancel Culture mug.an adult who acts immaturely and well, childishly. man children have lots of overlap beetween neck beards. typically they live with their parents and are unemployed, but there are exceptions. (though most who are employed are probably flipping burgers) they often have horrible social skills as well. man children often are obsessed with some kid's cartoon or pop culture stuff. they fill their rooms with toys, action figures and more. overall, man children are leeches to society. just like actual kids. even kidnapping them is harder to do than with children. you have a tub of lard to deal with after all. thus you need to upgrade to adult sleeping to get the job done.
mother: my god! clean your room! you have no job. you could at least clean your room!
man child: no! i gotta watch the new teen titans go episode!!!
mother: you are such a man child, son!
man child: no! i gotta watch the new teen titans go episode!!!
mother: you are such a man child, son!
by dight November 08, 2022
Get the man child mug.yo have you seen squid game?
yea
cool
want me to tell ya a spoiler?
hit me
someone won
… you little shit
yea
cool
want me to tell ya a spoiler?
hit me
someone won
… you little shit
by dight December 18, 2021
Get the Squid Game mug.a minecraft youtuber with a derpy diamond block skin. he used to have a bunch of older videos on his channel but you can't view them anymore so i'm not sure what they were about. in 2016-2017 skeppy used to make short skywars videos and trolling videos on his server: invadedlands. skeppy used to have this running joke where he abused jif peanut butter, but that joke fizzled out at his channel got older. around 2018 or so he transitioned to longer videos like the ones where he "bullies" badboyhalo or where he talks to this player a6d who had a minecraft server that skeppy joined. eventually that stuff fizzled out. he started making challenge videos where he gave away like $1000 to a player that won an event hosted by staff members and skeppy himself. these challenges used to be done on a different server but eventually that one was shut down and the event server was tranferred to invadedlands. eventually that fizzled out too and now he became just another generic minecraft youtuber.
ipad kid: MOMMY I NEED MY IPAD TO WATCH SKEPPY!!!
mother: what? you want skippy? maybe ji
ipad: NO I DON'T WANT JIFF I WANT TO WATCH SKEPPY!!!
mother: what? you want skippy? maybe ji
ipad: NO I DON'T WANT JIFF I WANT TO WATCH SKEPPY!!!
by dight November 09, 2022
Get the Skeppy mug.The cancer of an operating system that we don’t get rid of because it’s Windows. It’s the most popular operating system. It’s the only one with software, It’s the only one that you can game on, It’s the only one that you can get viruses from and It’s the only one that will let your mum discover your location. We just let it get bigger and bigger and worse and worse. We don’t escape. We can’t escape. Microsoft and their spyware is attached to us. It’s everywhere. Everywhere you look. Everything you have. Look at the Windows. They need an update or they’ll break. But if you install it they’ll explode. Look at your dog. It’s Windows 10. Breath in the air, It’s Windows 10. How do we stop? When do we stop? Everything... it’s all... Windows, 10...
F*cking Windows 10. What’s with this Microsoft account sh*t? Why do I need to enter public info “in case I forget my password”? Which is less secure than my 69 character long one?!
by dight March 06, 2021
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