Threaded

Drunk.

Let's get threaded.

by ALVESEY December 31, 2010

Triple Threat

The act of inserting three fingers (at the same time, not in a triangle) into someones butt. Funnier and more appalling when it is a straight male asking for it.

Hilarious. If you are asked to give, or just decide to give one. You must tell your friends. All of them.

"I gave my boyfriend the Triple Threat last night. I think it's about time we break up."

by TT4Life May 30, 2009

birthday thread advertising

An image or post advertising a website, posted on a forum/bulletin board, (in a thread regarding someone's birthday) that links to one's website.

Ethan always posts a post in a birthday thread regarding his website. He's always birthday thread advertising.

by dotLou April 19, 2007

Poop Threading

The act of sending emails to your friends while sitting on the toilet. Usually as part of an on-going email thread. Sometimes proven with a picture.

I stayed on the toilet too long because I was poop threading and it is hard to type on my iPhone.

by Boboblaw December 19, 2010

nom threatening

A person or item that is so desirable, that it's threatening to be eaten. Can be used in a sexual manner.

Her pussy is nom threatening.

by Porna October 9, 2014

Cross Threaded

When a person normally drinks alcohol, then tries drinking alcohol and takes weed gummies.

Went to the bar last night and Steve showed up with gummies, I got totally cross threaded.

by D addy September 12, 2021

triple threat

1.(noun) a bowl packed with weed on the bottom, hashish packed in tightly then melted in so as to be absorbed by the pot, then mashed/rolled/sprinkled in kief so as to render the marijuana invisible. most tasteful
2.(verb) to rightously fuck someone up

dude1: that triple threat fucking triple threatened my brain there for an hour or so...
dude2: bro, that was like ten minutes ago.
dude3: <gurgling snore sounds>

by krispy805 September 25, 2008