left hand texting

When in the middle of a texting conversation one person’s correspondence gets slow due to masterbating with the dominant, or right, hand and thus only being left to text responses with the non-dominate, or left, hand.

Tony: “Why so slow the the responses?”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”

by NaughtyTwin October 22, 2017

National tag teaming day

Girl gets tagged team by two males for hours till orgasm!

I orgasm every time national tag teaming day comes around

by ChronikGodz April 11, 2019

Wet Dream Texting

When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.

Damn boo, I’m wet Dream texting right now. Hope your phone has a lifeproof.

by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020

tweating

The act of tweeting (on Twitter) about what you are currently eating.

Tweat: "this hummus is so dank I just have to tweat about it"

"These Internet foodies won't stop tweating."

by John C. Reilly is underrated September 6, 2009

terting

when a cockroach takes its last shit on earth.

Jerry the cockroach was squished to death, thus terting.

by chuchupanda February 10, 2009

texting shit

The act of talking shit about someone in a text.

Sheila: "That bitch is gonna get her ass beat!"
Shaniqua: "Why?"
Sheila: "She was texting shit about me behind my back!"

by ohxshitxitsxlindsey July 1, 2009

rhythmic texting

texting two or more people rhythmically. as soon as you send one text, you get another. this requires much skill.

"I was doing some mad rhythmic texting last night with like, five people."

by Nos_addict January 24, 2009