tapered jeans

An attempt to create a happy medium between disco-era bell-bottoms and New-Wave spandex that failed miserably. They are usually high-waisted, full-seated, and quite narrow at the ankle (their character trait). Still sold in stores like Wal-Mart, Mervyns and Kohls and worn mostly by suburban moms who don't watch Desperate Housewives or Sex in the City.

Oh look honey, those tapered jeans show off your keds.

by Jonathan Carmona September 19, 2008

Tappen

One who fishes for dicks

Dude, that Tappen wanted it so bad last night. She is such a dick fisherman

by xxx888 December 9, 2008

Tapped

A person who is unbelievably ugly.

“Have you seen Alanna’s boyfriend!”
“ Yeah, her boyfriend look tapped”

by Yogotiboi April 8, 2018

toppers

The sexual act of exposing or allowing the fondling of the top half of a female, ie breasts.

That chick was only half slutty; she only gave toppers.

by Professional Cyborg December 25, 2007

taper

n. v. Someone who, often clandestinely will use microphone(s) on clothing, rigs etc. to record and disseminate live concerts, attractions

"Hey, my taper friends got the latest Harper show, do you want the shin?"

by Joe Smith March 9, 2003

TapperSpray

the combination of pepper spray and a taser

dude get down im gonna tapperspray this zombies ass

by this girl on tonya 98 March 29, 2010

tamperer

a person who prefers people much younger as lovers

watch out for that tamperer

by dev November 5, 2004