waffle toe shuffle

A waffle toe shuffle is where one uses their toe to manoeuvre ones fecal matter toward the shower drain and then to poke it down said drain.

Woah bro I just waffle toe shuffled my crap.

by Raven 92 March 17, 2017

The Year 7 shuffle

A fast shuffle utilised by youngsters in the 7th grade to obtain maximum velocity without turtling it.

Guy 1: Yo that kid has got it down to a t my dude.

Guy 2: What he got down?
Guy 1: The year 7 shuffle

by BiGBoobTange June 15, 2018

shufflebutt

A government employee, particularly one who handles paperwork. Anyone possessing the speed & skills of a government employee. Refers to the speed & manner with which all government employees perform their daily tasks.

"Better figure three hours to get your drivers licence with those shufflebutts."

by aethernet September 4, 2006

smuff off

A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".

Damn. Mike got a 1600 on his SATs and a 36 on his ACT. Instead of attending a top tier university like Duke or Harvard, Mike will be attending a community college 3 blocks from his house due to his 1.7 GPA. Mike's parents must be disappointed in their smuff off of a son.

by lsukev January 13, 2008

shuffleshock

The somewhat disturbing reaction youhave when your iPod is on shuffle and goes from (e.g.) Al Green to The Fall

Woah, just had some shuffleshock, Aretha Franklin straight in to Metalica

by v8gaz May 27, 2009

shuffling cards

when the person whomstdve is slobbing on thy knob jerks thy shaft whilst fiddling yonder coin purse

"Man he really shuffled my cards."
"Sandra's so poor she's shuffling cards for the mafia."

by regretrhombus June 28, 2017

Huffle Shuffle

The small back step and head tilt after a big drag on a joint, normally accompained by a wierd face.

dude you huffle shuffled so bad last night you almost fell off the porch

by Nob Holive June 9, 2011