Weasel Sponge 

The textile that my Grandmother uses to cleans and remove fecal matter from her godess body.

"Grandma, where is your weasel sponge?"

Weasel Sponge by Sherlock March 28, 2003

Quantum Sponge 

A cutie who has an amazing sense of humor but 99% of the time they are a complete moron

"Man you are acting like such a Quantum Sponge right now"

Quantum Sponge by Quantum_Sponge February 27, 2021

bob the sponge 

Spongebob's real name is Bob.

Patrick: Bob, let's go jellyfishing!

bob the sponge

bob the sponge by *censor beep** April 7, 2009

Clunge Sponge 

A cute dog, baby or absolute LAD who attracts females like they're going out of fashion.

Have you seen Dave's new puppy? Absolute clunge sponge!

Clunge Sponge by Colonel Fenton Summerville September 3, 2014

portuguese sponge bath 

Using jizz on a loofa to clean partner.

"Dude I totally Portuguese sponge bathed your sister this weekend"

portuguese sponge bath by Dat1Dudefromoverdere September 30, 2008

Vagina Sponge

A variation to the often used derogatory Douche or Douche bag.

Person 1: I totally that that you said crap not trap.

Person 2: You are a total Vagina Sponge.

Vagina Sponge by Britteyface July 17, 2009

Beer Sponge 

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.

Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.

Beer Sponge by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014