shnitzlewifle

used in job intervews too see if the client is bullshitting you

have you done shnitzlewiffle? Did you train with a shnitzlewifle?

by :)))))()(6758974984389754879 November 3, 2022

shnitszledoodle

oh "shnitszledoodle" basically oh shit for people who dont swear ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh shnitszledoodle, i dropped my baguette

by zangzangzing September 6, 2023

Shnitty

Too feel like being a Snitch and a Shitty person at the same time..

Doing the right thing by snitching on someone but feeling shitty about it at the same time.

"I'm a shnitty for complaining about the late hotel party those annoying guests were having that were keeping others awake."

by Diamondlogic January 15, 2024

shnitez

A word that can be used in place of a noun

Its time to peel shnitez

My dawg picked up his new car. That shnitez is clean as fuck

by The Shnitezter himself June 16, 2024

shnitez

A word used in place of a noun “person place or thing”

(Person) Listen shnitez, life isn’t always gunna be this great.

(Place) Yo, im running down to the gas shnitez for some beer. Do you want anything?
(Thing) Hand me that shnitez i need to write something down

by The Shnitezter himself June 16, 2024

shnitcum

When you sneeze, shit, and cum simultaneously. Typically a natural human reaction to unexpected events or external stimuli. However, it is sometimes associated with feelings of intense awe like being at the Grand Canyon (Not to be confused with the Gand Cranyon) or washing the dishes.

Dave: "Yo, in chemistry I dropped my textbook and scared the fuck out of Sarah."
Mike: "Oh really?"
Dave: "Yeah bro, I made her shnitcum."

"... an object of unusual scientific interest, being the greatest eroded canyon within the United States and the only place on God's green earth that will cause a red-blooded American to shnitcum"
- Theodore Roosevelt 1906

by Boseph Nixon February 3, 2025

Shnitzfitzgeraldize

To take a previously existing sentiment and exaggerate or parody it for the sake of comedic value; to make funny.

I’m writing a serious definition, and will not Shnitzfitzgeraldize it for the sake of your amusement.

by DanMan May 11, 2025