Senile 

When your great-aunt wipes her ass with 50 dollar bills, but eats cat food because she can't find her god damn CPP cheque.

"Chef's Dinner is on for 48 cents at the Zellers!"

"We were talking about my college fund Aunt Margaret"

"Friskies! At the Zellers!"

*mutters* "Hurry up and die ya senile old hag"

Senile by JustAnotherAsshole July 24, 2011

SEKSI 

Above and Beyond sexy. A drink mixed with vodka or other adult beverage. Not an energy drink. The only drink in the world with pearl powder in it....used for over 4000 years in Traditional Chinese Medicine to promote skin clarity, a healthy glow with the power to promote a more youthful appearance.

SEKSI Vodka

SEKSI by Ghengis600 January 21, 2013

senior chief

A member of the U.S. Navy that can pretty much do whatever they what and get away with it due to their appointment by congress.

Senior chief totally got a blow job in the office last week from a junior sailor. Cant do shit though cause he's a senior chief.

Sailor: Senior, why are you still trying to stay in the Navy after 20 years?

Senior Chief: Cause I love fucking younger girls and I'm to much of a jabroni to hack it in the real world.

senior chief by joe navy sailor November 8, 2007

5th year senior 

the best part about being in high school.

being a 5th year senior is a lot of fun.

5th year senior by Corb November 25, 2007

Sensible Erection 

How the Japanese choose their leaders.

Last Tuesday they had a Sensible Erection in Tokyo.

Sensible Erection by rainbow smasher September 4, 2003

Sensitivity Crisis 

The growing epidemic among millennials which describes the growing influx of PC babies.

The sensitivity crisis is far worse than the pain killer epidemic afflicting this country.

Sensitivity Crisis by CouchPotato2019 April 14, 2019

super senior

Someone 19 or 20 That is still in year school

He was stuck as a super senior

super senior by 459395 March 14, 2022