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The Simpsons

1. A good show, well USED TO BE. UPN playes the same Season 15 episodes and has been for the last month and have been playing throuhought the year. I am SO SICK of these horrible episodes. I am no longer watching the show, but when some different episodes come on, I'll go back.
by Ablative 3 June 1, 2005
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bro j simpson

a hella sik word that needs to be used more by the american people. basically the same as a bro, but waaaaay siiiiiiiker
sik ass pimp 1: yo nigga, whats up
sik ass pimp 2: not much bro j

hella sik dude: whats up bro j simpson?
by Fuskers November 16, 2006
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scimper

Someone who scimps out on a bet. A whimp. A loser. A fag.
"The bastard won't pay up for the bet he lost."

Friend: "What a fucking scimper."
by ITSIMPOSSIBLETOGETANAME January 5, 2009
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Skimps

Swimmers that wear slutty/skimpy swimsuits.
Looks at all those skimps over there leaving the swimming pool.
by KMaxDragon123 March 2, 2017
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Simpson University

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.
Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017
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Simps of the Round Table

Simps of the Round Table is a group of Simps that all are chasing the same women.
Not again! Their goes the Simps of the Round Table following Charli again.
by Pizza Time!!! January 15, 2020
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Simpstigator

A person who is on the lookout for simps. Addresses any activity relating to be a simp
Man Kevin was on Jesse about being a simp, must be a simpstigator
by Da Fiends February 10, 2020
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