River King

They are cool. They have flamboyant hair. They will most likely be your first kiss and you will sit there like a fish. They have a cool bedroom and are a cool person. They also have a nice closet that you can steal clothes from.

River King is awesome

by addisonhairdryer December 4, 2021

Kicked in the River

When you kick someone from a Skype call, add them back, and their audio quality turns to shit.

Nick: Hey, look who has master rights?
Adrian: Who?
--Nick removed Adrian from the call--
Adrian: (muffled) Fuck you
Nick: Sounds like you got kicked in the river!

by Nikola's Trampoline May 31, 2014

river mud

When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.

Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.

Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.

by DOODEROSO July 27, 2010

Benjamin River

Small community in northern New Brunswick that has a new bridge and a swimming hole called the "dark hole". Drinking is the usual thing to do there.

I wish there was more to do in Benjamin River.

by Yadayada2705 October 18, 2017

River Cooter

A sopping wet seemingly never ending vagina that may even be too wet and/or soft to be comforting to any man at a moment during sexual intercourse. Yesterday's original "WAP".

She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.

by Shad Ded November 23, 2020

Kettle River

A boonie town in Minnesota about an hour away from Duluth. The population is even because for every illegitimate child born a man leaves.

"I'm from Kettle River" "Wanna know why the population is 180...?"

by Anon_Bitch January 8, 2015

Rivers of Buckets

show of exasperation, frustration; phrase indicates agitation and/or sorrow. The phrase came to be in early 19th century Germany when Wilhelm Schwarz could not cross his hometown river because an anomaly of buckets appeared in the waterway. Term became slang in modern Germany (Fluesse Eimer!) and has thusly spread to the world.

Rivers of buckets, I left my child in the attic!
That's such a load of rivers of buckets!

by B.K. Major July 13, 2014