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ponis

A penis bone...combine the word penis and bone to get ponis
Davina: he has a really nice ponis...i mean penis bone
by loserrr May 19, 2005
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Ride That Pony

I've only ever heard of Ride That Pony as a game, kind of like the others discribed.Around here, the cheerleaders at all the schools have a huge 'bonding moment' at Competion while waiting for the results and Ride That Pony's definitely a favorite then.
In our version, we stand in one big circle while 3-5 ppl, depending on how many people are in the big circle, are in the middle. 3-5 smaller people are on their backs riding the 'pony'. The people in the outer circle sing while the 'ponies' gallop around the inside of the circle. Here are the lyrics we use: 'Ride, ride, ride that pony/Get up and ride that big fat pony/Ride, ride, ride that pony/This is how we do it' After this, the people on the 'ponies' backs jump off and all the people in the middle stop at the closest person and dance. Then we all sing: 'Front to front to front with my baby/Back to back to back with my baby/Side to side to side with my baby/This is how we do it!' The peope who the ponies and riders stopped in front of then switch and become the new p.'s and r.'s. We always play this for around half an hour while we wait for the awards, and all the cheerleaders from all the different schools get to hang out and talk without competition blocking it. It's really fun.
'Ride That Pony was so fun at Comp!'
(yes, literally something several people say)
by Dewshine May 2, 2011
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black pony

A not so well endowed black man. Often can be found on Craigslist seeking a white Stallion.
Chris Henson is a black pony
by Tangoforcash April 21, 2014
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Paint Ponies

After a long day of work all i wanna do is paint ponies
by Breanna T October 15, 2008
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The pony whip

The process of cutting off your partners ponytail during sex, and then slapping them in the face with it.
''Bro your girlfriends hair looks like shit''
"I know, I pony whipped her last night"

the pony whip
by pony rider November 4, 2012
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White pony

An Orgasm. Or any feeling that is similar to tripping out on drugs.
Now, suddenly, he is lodged against your clitoris, pinning it to the wall, as it were; flattening it against the wall, where he polishes it repeatedly, like an old Greek grocer polishing an eggplant, like Aladdin summoning a reluctant genie; polishes it until you can feel it shine, feel it lighting up your vagina like a Broadway Show. Ta-Da! Down the aisle trots the white pony, proud and frisky. With a swish of its mane, it bounds down through the orchestra pit, leaps over the footlights, and lands center stage with a mighty whinny, hooves pawing the boards, mouth foaming, nostrils flaring, eyes popping on and off as if bulbs in a strobe. It brings down the house. And when he showers you with a hot tsunami of liquid white roses, it stands on its head for an encore.
by BlindBartholomew September 24, 2005
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Pony boner

A boner that you get when you see two ponies having sex. A boner that is slitely on the down side/that boner aftershock.
A few minutes after watching porn I had a pony boner. My two ponies stared having sex right I front of me and I got a pony boner so I had to get some tighter pants on. I got a pony boner when I sew the pony with his dick and balls hanging down.
by P sissy January 30, 2010
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