pokémon

The queerest game out there besides yugioh

I fucked charmander.

by cooter May 13, 2005

Pokemons

Females who are of Asian descent or have visibly observable Asian characteristics. The term is predominantly used by white males who seek to avoid the crassness of pejorative terms such as chinks or orientals when describing their next conquest to friends.

(1) Whoah dude, you are so going to get to 1000 Pokemons on Facebook now that you've found the Sailor Moon Fan Club Group.

(2) Look what Mr. Chews has these three Pokemons doing to each another!

by Leigh L Taylor May 26, 2008

pokemon-flamez-is-awesome

A slang term often used by drunks to determine whether or not they should put a finger up their ass while masturbating.

Ah, yes!!! Pokemon-flamez-is-awesome!!!

by tpmrpg February 8, 2009

Pokemon

Genital herpes

Man... my bleeding asshole sores are itchy. And by my bleeding asshole sores, I mean my Pokemon. :)

by machina August 4, 2003

Pokemon

The act of using an animal to fight another animal and knock it unconscious. Possibly enslaving the animal afterword, for later use against more animals.

That guy is so into Pokemon! He's such a creeper!

by TBSR March 18, 2010

Pokemon

A disease most children catch between the ages of 5-8, then have another relapse at around age 14-16 because they can't afford drugs to calm the down.

7 Year old : Go charizard!!!!!!
12 year old: Pokemon is stupid!!!!!
15 year old: I don't have any weed, so I guess I'll just train my squirtle.

by Gotta catch 'em all April 22, 2010

Pokemon

When you sneeze.

Hmmm... I think I will go buy a donut.

by whoop de doo June 18, 2003