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Mount Plesbian 

A lesbian living in the Mount Pleasant neighbourhood of “Vancouver”. They can often be found buying $7 oat milk iced coffees at independent coffee shops on Main St while walking their dogs. One can differentiate them from their Commercial Drive counterparts through the clothes they wear, their lack of mullets, smaller septum piercings, and the establishments they frequent.
My tinder is full of mount plesbians these days so I started shopping for more designer athleisure wear and am getting into natural wine.
Mount Plesbian by genderspice September 18, 2024
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Mount Tamalpias School 

Your average Mill Valley private school that you pay 45,000 dollars to send your kids to has kids who are mostly not very bright, and probably many of them have a mental disorder. There aren't other cars besides Rivians, Teslas, BMWs, type trucks, Mercedes, and other expensive vehicles during the car drop-off line. The kids here are mostly strange, with crazy wealthy parents who send their kindergarteners to a 45,000-dollar school so they can learn the ABCs while the campus is quite beautiful; it isn't even on a mountain. There's a view of it that you can never see because it's always too foggy or cold.
Kid: look a black kid is wearing a Ralph Lauren polo shirt, Gucci shoes, a Luis Vuton backpack, and a Love Shack fancy skirt who has ADHD and dyslexia
Dad: oh, they go to Mount Tamalpias school

Mount Everest Fallacy 

An argument that states that the existence of something before its first recording cannot exist or was less.

This comes from Mount Everest existing despite not being known to the western world until the 1800s.
Shitbagpoliticiaon#34: We shall investigate why there was an increase of autistics when our diagnostic capabilities improved.

Person: Mount Everest Fallacy!

Mount Rushmore 

Your personal top 4 of any topic or category?
-Steve Harvey, Regis Philbin, Wink Yahoo, and Alex Trebeck are on my Mount Rushmore of game show hosts?
Mount Rushmore by wr36 May 26, 2025

Mount rushmore 

A schoolyard brwal
They outside having a Mount Rushmore.
Mount rushmore by Freddyfriday June 16, 2025

Mount Isa Motel 

When you purchase the last Chiko roll of the day from a petrol station cut it in half, find a homeless person use half of it as a condom and the other half inside them. When you’ve finished you eat the chiko roll.
I had the best Mount Isa Motel last night after I found a homeless man in my car.

Mount Olive Middle School

mount olive middle school made me depressed. the teachers are geeked. and the kids are worse

you should not be in middle school doing drugs buddy 🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️✌️
ur not tuff for vaping lil bro

mount olive middle school made my parents divorce

if you have locker 3782 just know i pissed in it
mount olive middle school is an asylum, mental hospital and all around prison