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The Watery Shit Monster

I went to Taco Bell last night and I was attacked by the Watery Shit Monster this morning.
by bals642 October 24, 2009
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Monsexual

Attraction towards money.
Have you heard about that monsexual guy at the bank?

yeah, it was funny how he kept getting boners whenever he saw cash.
by LilBootyChaser January 26, 2021
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Monsterbating

The act of masturbating under one's bed or in one's closet with the intent to frighten.
Greg was scared shitless when he found Aaron monsterbating in his closet at 3 am.
by TheProfessor42069 October 14, 2011
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Momster

A mom who is extremely scary, or scary looking.
Boy: Dude, that hag is a total momster!
by Notorious VIC January 25, 2010
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity in a creation story. This story was created in response to the Kansas (US) School Board trying to change teaching guidelines so that Intelligent Design would be taught alongside Evolution in Public School science class.

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism holds that The FSM created everything with His Noodly Appendage. Also The FSM is keeping his identity secret by making Evolution look like such a scientific certainty.

The creator of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has written an open letter to the Kansas School Board so that it will be taught alongside Intelligent Design and Evolution. He has also started a fund to pursue this through legal action if necessary. Or buy himself a boat, whichever comes first.

RAmen
"I'm not going to pay my credit card debt from buying Mad Max memerobelia on Ebay. If The Flying Spaghetti Monster wanted me to pay my debt he would provide me with the money with His Noodly Appendage."
by dawaldg September 14, 2005
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fuck monster

n. A girl who is always at the cock.
v. A person fucks like a fiend.
adj. Some who is too ugly to fuck
n. Damn Mo is such a fuck monster, she always grabing at my shit.

v. I tried to stay with it all night, but she was a fuck monster and I dried out.

adj. Look at Felix, he knows she aint looking at him, he's a fuck monster.
by P. Will November 5, 2006
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Monsta

The Monsta is the bj of all bj's. They're rare, but worth the wait.. You'll know it when you get it...
Damn, that girl just gave me the monsta.
by Bdoggie February 15, 2008
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