God's lube

When your getting fucked anally without lube and the blood starts to run. Aka God's lube

I love anal but only with God's lube.

by Gatorprimus6969 August 14, 2022

Natural Lube

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.

John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"

by OliverS May 5, 2005

M-Lube

lube that is 95% mayonnaise and 5% water base

works excellent on hairy surfaces or sandwiches

yo man! lay off my M-Lube, i need that for my lunch tomorrow!

by DJ-Z December 24, 2008

frontal lobes

These can be referred as "head tits" but is more frequently used under this term. It describes somebody who has two irregular boob-like extrudes from their head.

"look at thomas smith, he he has frontal lobes!!!"

by Thomas Ford November 3, 2006

lube job while you wait

The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.

Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."

Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."

by Dr. Kickass May 19, 2006

lubus

A lubrication specialist. Dedicated to the art of lubing.

My piece of shit car sounded like a cat caught in a combine, so I took it to the shop an the lubus changed the oil an greezed the bull pinions. Now she purrs like a kitten.

by Lubin4SRTs November 9, 2003

love lube

The fluids secreted by the vagina that lubricate the penis during sexual intercourse that seemingly have no correct scientific designation.

Last night I was making out my mom and it got pretty intense. Her panties were soaked with love lube.

Cool story, bro.

by Kalex Revamped September 28, 2011