snarfer

one who acts like a bitch, usually a mayonnaise guzzler

That cracker is such a snarfer, always talking shit about me. Its all good though cause he loves that mayonnaise.

by DJ-Z December 24, 2008

M-Lube

lube that is 95% mayonnaise and 5% water base

works excellent on hairy surfaces or sandwiches

yo man! lay off my M-Lube, i need that for my lunch tomorrow!

by DJ-Z December 24, 2008