Middle school love

1.A relationship that starts in middle school and has a low chance of being life long.

2.Something that haunts me to this day

3. A pointless relationship that only includes mainly awkward hugs, winks, smiles, conversations, and constant use of the term "I love you"

LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: OMAHGAWD I luv That gurl over there.
MAT: are u guys dating or something?
LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: YUS WE'VE BEEN DATING FO THREE WEEKS!!!
MAT: It won't last that's just middle school love.
LOVE-STRUCK FRIEND: FOOL! I shall make it last then.

by artfoxMS April 7, 2015

Its called Snickers now, Lovey!

The flaming homosexual's response when someone says "I feel like I've run a marathon".

Exhausted person: I feel like I've run a marathon.

Shirtlifter: Its called Snickers now, Lovey!

by Lumpbag May 7, 2009

love slug

One of the many names for your penis, cock, man sword, third leg, etc.

She sucked his love slug all.
He played with his love slug.
She was milking his love slug.

by Cock Meistro 87 November 29, 2010

Love King

noun, adj King of love, love of a king
an individual who houses no hatred, judgement, nor segregation in their heart. They are the true definition of love at its purest form by loving everyone; even thy enemies receive the same degree of love as if they were thy mother, father, sister, or brother. This individual breaks all cultural barriers and stereotypes placed on him by society. A love king loves love so much that it's the only thing that he is of when people see him. The best friend, brother, confidant, etc.

1. I understand why he's called the Love King now; he's so loving and caring for everyone

2. Chris is the Love King and everyone knows this by just hanging with him.

by eazeyamind May 21, 2011

Love Nog

A euphemism for semen, most suitable for the holiday season.

"All I want for Christmas is less blood in my love nog."

by granita August 7, 2013

Lovalgia

A fuck up! Or something fucked up Cousin Larry would do!

Examples: Lovalgia I crashed my car! Or oh Lovalgia the condom broke!

by Cousin Larry wat does Kenny do November 5, 2013

love grip

The love grip is an extremely powerful and rare sex move practiced only by versatile and agile sexual fiends. Often compared to the tactics of boa constructer in the open, the love grip is strong and creates a tight handle on both participants. The woman lies on her side while the man wraps around her in a specific position. He wraps his outside leg over her hip while interlocking her outside arm around his neck with hers and the two essentially become inseparable. Meanwhile the man goes to town on the girls coin slot and goes for gold. Usually you need to have gatorade prime, preform and recover because chances are, you and every other person in the room is going to need to refuel after this one. it was surprisingly invented by the amish who are extremely passionate in their home sewn sheets once the oil lamps go out and the stockings come off. Bringing snacks is also a good idea, but when isn't bringing snacks a goos idea?

Elsa: I got the love grip from a slightly overweight trucker yesterday

Gretchen: wow you must have been feeling ambitious

Elsa: undoubtedly the most profound experience I have ever had in a motel 6

by Hike Flanders April 26, 2014