the shits

soggy/lumpy substance passed through the arsehole pretty much always smells like a family of badgers have died up ur arse a month before release also see townie

damn i think that curry gave me the shits
look at those townie shits

by mark innit October 27, 2003

shit

The thing that comes out of your ass at the most inconvenient of times and places.

Lo! mine asshole hath opened up! Look how a fiery torrent of shit doth rain forth from it! 'Twas a shameful mistake to have eaten beans the other night!

by nat s. March 18, 2008

the shit

The Police

Origin west midlands, England

Extension of the term the filth

"Scarper ere cum The Shit"

"Leave 'im to bleed, 'es one of The Shit"

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

shit talks shit

A phrase to address someone who likes to talk a lot of shit. It means that the person talking shit, is actually shit.

John: "Dude, you are such a douche and suck at everything."
Bill: "Shit talks shit"

by AGomes January 11, 2012

throwing shit at shit

National past time of young angry men in the middle of nowhere. Involves throwing one article of shit at another article of shit which generally remains a stationary target.

Hey bro, finish that brewsky and put it down so we can throw rocks and sticks at it until it breaks. Then let's throw shit at that sign over there. Fuck, you throw like a girl.

Hey man, croquet is for fags, let's play a good ole' game of throwing shit at shit

by shit-thrower September 5, 2010

Shitness

Synonym of hot or tight. Used to signify something that baffles the mind.

"I got that shitness."

"Thats that shitness I've been talkin bout."

by APuett December 3, 2007

Shits

1.) A walking, talking piece of human feces, molded into homonid form.

2.) Michael Potraffke (shits with a shirt)

"Hey shits, do you have to spray yourself down with water periodically to keep yourself from drying and crusting?"

by Douglas Foster May 24, 2004