non-human persons 

Thomas I. White of the Oxford Centre for Animal Ethics and Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles :

"Like humans, dolphins appear to be self-conscious, unique individuals with distinctive personalities, memories and a sense of self, who are vulnerable to a wide range of physical and emotional pain and harm, and who have the power to reflect upon and choose their actions."

To truly be at the "top" of the animal kingdom; then surely it is incumbent upon us to recognize non-human persons.

non-human persons by Guido1 February 24, 2010

Real human being 

A free thinker, says what’s true; the opposite of a NPC

“Yo why did you get banned on Twitter?”

“Idk I guess they just don’t allow real human beings anymore”

Real human being by Anon gamer May 31, 2021

The Cup Of Human Sadness 

A horrible abomination bestowed upon mankind. It's filled with the tears of millions of lost and miserable souls. One should only take a sip when they find themselves witnessing or being apart of an extremely sad or utterly depressing occurrence.

"I just found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me with my father. I'm going to go sit in a corner and take a long sip from The Cup Of Human Sadness now."

The Cup Of Human Sadness by Dirty Danza July 11, 2009

Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion

To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park

ex:

Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...

Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

A decent human being 

Anyone but yo ass

“What’s a decent human being?”
“Anyone but yo ass.”

A decent human being by souichitsujjiiii June 10, 2021

human been

Term used to describe a dead human being.

Archaeologist 1: What does it look like?
Gerontologist: A human been
Rheologist: Oh yeah. There's the stone it was carrying when it was crushed.
Ghost: Yep - he Took The Top Escalator

human been by digital.sam September 28, 2009

Human

The absolute worst species - although possibly the most sophisticated, they are also the most stupid. Selfish riched crainiam a wrecking the planet and aren’t doing anything about it for multiple reasons. Such as: They are driven by power, and money, the earth most likely wont blow up in their life time. Humans are complete IDIOTS - and honestly no word can describe how stupid they are. There is a LOOONNG list of thing humans are doing wrong. ‘There are 2 things that are endless, human stupidity, and the universe, I’m not sure about the former’. Is a famous quote from a scientist known as ‘Albert Einstein’, who helped develop some thing humans are using to kill each other with. I may not be making much sense, but this is because I, like you - are unfortunately part of the HUMAN RACE.

And so - FUCK the humans, earth is FUCKED, and its because of the FUCKED up, FUCKING HUMANS!!!

*DISCLAIMER*
Some humans aren’t as fucked up as the ones in power. Some are achually trying to help the already fucked planet.

Fuck its a poliction (Human with power)

Human by Beanton38 October 25, 2018