Guffing

The act of queefing in one's face

Guffing is my new secret move in the bedroom

I got totally guffed last night - so unexpected!

To spice things up in the bedroom, I'm gonna guf him tonight

by Broazvd August 2, 2024

Gerffff

Definition 1: The name of a crappy quarterback.

Definition 2: The sound of a wet fart that slips out during butt secks.

Man, he’s such a Gerffff! He fumbled it 3 times on Thanksgiving. Only a complete moron would start him on their fantasy football team.

by FantasyShame November 23, 2023

gurfinkel

A Jewish last name.
Red precious stone in German.

"Have you seen Moran Gurfinkel?"

by Hatooli November 27, 2023

guff cup

When you fart on your hand and wipe it across a friends face.

I had a nasty fart so I guff cupped it into deacons face

by Ob303 February 23, 2024

GUFFAW

When someone soils themselves

You’ll have to forgive me, I’ve just guffawed myself

by Sometimes funny, Sometimes March 13, 2024

Guff!

Ten Hags Manchester United!

Manchester United are guff!

by ReemTeam1 April 23, 2024

Gurf

A vulgar slang for the act of having sex

What the gurf, my pen is gone

by Doros June 7, 2024