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Goat Roper

Someone who dresses like a cowboy but completely lacks rancher skills and knowledge. This poser wears the hat and drives the truck but has no clue what to do with the cow.
It was clear from Paul's un-scuffed boots and spotless shirt that he was a goat roper.
by Plumtree Pru July 8, 2018
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escape goat

"Escape goat" was said on-air in 2002 by UK Big Brother reality show contestent Jade Goody. Scorned by millions, usage picked up, and now it's widely said, by some knowingly aware of the joke, but others unknowingly. The mistake vaguely makes sense because people looking for a "scapegoat" are trying to "escape" blame.
"They were trying to use me as an escape goat," said Jade.
by geoffreyt February 20, 2009
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milk the goat

1) n. radical skateboarding move in which the rider leaps over an animal while the board runs under the animal. Care should be taken that the animal is not particularly skittish. By extension "milk the steel goat" is the same move but a car is employed instead of an animal.

2) v. sexual euphemism.
Yo! Dude! Check out the Great Dane! Time for a milk the goat! Wanna watch?

Uhhh. You mean the noun, right?
by gnostic1 January 21, 2011
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fay-goat

a licentious man resembling an elf (derived from the words fay, meaning resembling an elf, and goat, a man lacking legal or moral restraints)
That fay-goat could stand some moral restraints!
by RobertOldhead March 25, 2007
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goat knuckle

otherwise known as the "male camel toe". large protuding bulge in ones pants because his panis is crammed in them becasue they are too tight.
mike sat down and everyone could see his goat knuckle.. his wrnagleers were too tight.
by Justin Roberts July 13, 2007
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Cunt Goat

a cunt is a whore. a goat is an animal. put it together.. whoreanimal.. :D get it. Cunt Goat
@SexJelena's Word is Cunt Goat she calls all her haters that. DON'T STEAL IT!
by Sasha Smith July 5, 2011
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Curry Goat

As Dondre walked into the roti shop, he turned to Kristen and said, "There are a lot of curry goats in here!"
by QuelieB February 25, 2010
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