goat mom 

Goat mom is a character from the populair Indie-Game, Undertale.
Her real name is actually Toriel. But that nickname was given because
in the game, she is pretty like a motherfigure to you.

" OH MY GOD GOAT MOM <3 " - A random Undertale Trash.
" Why does even people like her anyway? " - A furry hater.
" OH GOD, IM SO SORRY GOAT MOM! " - Someone doing a Genocide run.

goat mom by Xrayer April 13, 2016

Goat Slap 

An unsolicited picture in the form of a text or email wherein a selfie containing only male genetalia is attached.

How am I supposed to go back to waiting on customers when I just got goat slapped by that guy I met at the bar on Friday?

Goat Slap by L.J.Hudson August 9, 2016

goat threshold

The level of alcohol intake where you cross the point of no return and spend the evening 'goating around', self control is lost and a hangover is almost inevitable.

Anything after the goat threshold is the birthplace of "It seemed like a good idea at the time".

1. Once you pass the goat threshold there is no return, now hand me the beer funnel.
2. I'm so hung over today, I really crossed the goat threshold early yesterday.

goat threshold by Maever September 8, 2016

Goat Rodeo 

A situation that is hopelessly fucked up. The worst of three stages of goat-ness. First is the Goat Rope, defined else where.

Then there is the utilitraian Goat Fuck. This normally requires a serious amount of work to unfuck.

Lastly, there is the Goat Rodeo. The worst of the three, it is beyond even profanity. It describes a situation that involves many individuals screw ups, and implies that the fuck up is already well underway, meaning that there is no hope in stopping the mess. Usually said with a defeated tone:

Ready to go to this Goat Rodeo? Its gonna be terrible.

Goat Rodeo by JimmyJam November 30, 2006

Goat Trail

Goat Trail : A man made path or trail thru the woods or hills to get to the local watering hole for a cold frosty beer. The shortest innovative path from ones apartment to mischief.

While traveling out of town , Ted the Superintendent, would always create his own Goat trail to the local dive bar or pub.

Goat Trail by Fatphil October 14, 2021

goat falling 

something that you see on urban dictionary right next to first definition

Hey, have you seen goat falling GIF on ud?

goat falling by Notmelol123 February 14, 2022

Goat Rapture

The Goat Rapture is like the Rapture movie, but instead of people being sucked into the sky, the goats of the world are slowly disappearing.

*goat noise slowly drifts upwards*

Will: Hey, James did you here that?

James: Don't worry it's probably just the impending doom of the Goat Rapture.

Will: Oh, never mind then.

Goat Rapture by TeamCade May 13, 2016