glocknick

A person who owns guns, defends gun rights, complains about the media discourse on guns, and generally cares too much about guns to the point that it's creepy. Also applies to people with ridiculously large collections of guns or who subscribe to gun porn magazines. Glocknicks are usually psychos.

See also: gun nut

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that school shooting? How did that 10-year old even get a sniper rifle?
Person 2: Man this is bullshit, now I bet they're going to try to take my 10 year old's sniper rifle away from him. He's got a constitutional right to-
Person 1: Shut up, you glocknick!

by Bruce Swayne August 16, 2012

Glockenspiel

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while firing off handguns or rifles wildly into the air, preferably on the beach, at sunrise.

"Dude, I totally got a glockenspiel this morning. Now I need to go buy more ammo."

by JoeDissolvo August 30, 2011

glack

a combination of the words 'good luck'. used as 'bye' in parts of ireland. also spelt: glac, g'lack, g'lac.

"right, im away"
"glack!"

by SkinnyEff May 18, 2008

Glockoma

- A condition of increased pressure within the eyeball, due to excessive staring at jewelry and diamonds. Causing gradual loss of sight.

All these diamonds making me lose my sight. Also known from the album glockoma by key glock.

by Big guap getter March 12, 2019

glockatiel

A variant of the cockatiel and member of the cockatoo family (Aves Cacatuidae) with the shape and function of a glock-19.

"Be careful of the Mafia boss down the street! I saw him reloading one of his Glockatiels the other day!"

"Wow, I didn't know you could buy a Glockatiel at Dave's Gun and Bird Store! How much do they cost?"

by Jacket_Pocketatiel June 1, 2021

Glicked

highly fashionable

Gabe was not Glicked out, his outfit was raggedy

Mason was Glicked out, his outfit was phenomenal

by Gentlemen Republic January 2, 2021

Glack

Gay black person whom is openly gay

"Omg James is definitely glack

by Petty bich June 17, 2018