Dumpsting

Texting while taking a dump.

No one can hear me grunt while dumpsting vs. talking on the phone.

by ltrain606 June 26, 2009

dumpster shovel

*dump*ster- shov*el

-the act of using a piece of stale bread to move undesired garbage off of a plate of food or treasure (see also "hobo gloves")

"Man, there's nothing wrong with that half eaten donut, except it's got that bum sleeping on it"!

"Well, go grab a dumpster shovel and badda bing badda boom! Problem solved"!

by MY.REAL.NAME.IS.CINDY...psych. January 20, 2015

dumpster ride

A group bicycle ride that meets at a specific dumpster in New Hartford, Connecticut. Before the ride the cyclists prep their bicycles and then urinate behind the dumpster, sometimes taking advantage of the hand cleaner gel that hangs on the dumpster. Posters with public health information have been posted on the dumpster in the past (STD recognition). The dumpster has also been decorated for Halloween.

Is the dumpster ride on Wednesday or Thursday this week?

by dumpster rider July 18, 2016

Dumpster

Your ass, butt, rear end

Diane was over last night. She got so drunk she let me park it in her dumpster

by Footlong Hotdog September 6, 2016

Dumpster Run

When one partner puts their penis between the butt cheeks of the other, and without actually inserting the penis into the vagina or anus, repeatedly thrusts; Sex with butt cheeks.

1. Last night I went for a dumpster run with Sarah before sliding it in.
2. Oh yes, Hank. Please give me a dumpster run.

by Dumpster Runner December 22, 2016

Dumpster Dildo

A dildo that has been used by several or, a single person with an STD. Ruining the dildo and making it a dumpster dildo

I was looking through her drawers and I found her Dumpster Dildo.

by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 29, 2017

dumpster snatch

When a bitch has been dumpster diving for too many days and she has gotten waist high in trash. If that cunt don't get cleaned she gets a very disgusting condition known as dumpster snatch.

Nobody will eat my pussy now because. I have a terrible case of dumpster snatch.

by buckshot76 August 18, 2017