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upper decker double deluxe blumpkin

It's the act of the man taking a dump in the tank of the toilet while the woman takes a dump in the bowl while giving the man a blowjob while a third party performs a golden shower.
Dude, last night Stacey and Dave and I did the upper decker double deluxe Blumpkin, it was gnarly!
by Reedski March 27, 2015
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Double wide and elbow deep

A particularly vigorous game of fisting, whereby both hands, wrists and forearms are inserted into the anus.

Considered as 'Grade 10 - Expert' on the 'Fisting for Bummers' scale
Observer 1: Tarquin is a little light on the loafers today?
Observer 2: Yep, heard that James was 'double wide and elbow deep' in him last night.
Observer 1: Fuck! That is going to smart, even for an expert 'catcher' like Tarquin.
by Smellynappybaby May 2, 2014
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Stunt Double

When someone who is dating someone else wants you to do something with them that their current partner won't do.
and / or
When you go out with someone who is still technically dating someone else.
She called and asked for me to drive her around and go on a Christmas tacky light tour with her.
I said "What am I, the stunt double?
by Not Pressed February 13, 2018
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Double-L

Pseudonym for an incompetent colleague initialed as L.L. The colleague often adorns himself in spandex, departs the workplace at 4:00 p.m. after arriving at 11:00 a.m., and incessantly complains about being overworked whilst shirking his duties to self-stimulate.
1. Do you take the over or under that the Double-L will show up before 10:30?
2. The WWE Superstahhhhhhrrrrrr Double-L called in "sick" again. He probably had a late night fondling his man-wang.
by fu_db April 6, 2009
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double heezy

"Lemme get a double heezy D-rek wildstyle holla atcha boi no pick-pick pickles! Na mean!"
by jheezy April 28, 2006
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Double Rhonda

the act of using one's cleft chin for anal stimulation.
That Tom Brady gives one heck of a Double Rhonda.
by mrs. pigeon December 30, 2007
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double dong

(noun) This is a sex toy used by lesbians in pairs to enjoy a cock without having to deal with men.

What makes this sex toy popular is the fact that both women bask in the orgasm of each other. The more one tries, the better it feels for her and her partner. It's kinda mutual.

Other versions of this toy include squirters at each of the heads and vibrators.

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Lesbian 1: I miss cock.
Lesbian 2: I'm horny and I too miss cock and I hate men.
Lesbian 1 & 2 (together): LET'S USE A DOUBLE DONG!
(15 minutes later): *sighs of relief and orgasm*
by iocaoo February 28, 2009
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