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DYSFUNCTION IN ONE'S JUNCTION

a phrase that makes direct reference to the fact that one is dysfunctional, or fucked up in some respect.
His behavior has been a tad off center of late; perhaps, a little dysfunction in his junction.
by weave October 26, 2003
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high definition

I made up a lot of words about cheese in high definition.
by Beelzemuff June 20, 2015
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Definition Reply

(N) A definition that, instead of defining the word it is meant to define, it is more of a comeback to another definition, or just a pile of the authors own views about the topic.
Example1:
Author1: Potheads smoke weed.
Definition Reply er: I know every body thinks that people hate potheads but they don't. Everyone loves them.

Example2:
Author1: Boston Celtics. the best nba franchise ever as they have won the nba more times than any one else
Definitionreplyer:Yo mann, Celtics suk! lakers are the best everyone knows that
by qwertyuiopasfghjklzxcvbnm August 3, 2009
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defintion

by Barry samoe October 31, 2017
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definition whore

Persons who post whatever lame ass inside joke they and their lame friends have that is not accepted by anyone but their circle of friends that they then post on urban dictionary.
Went to Urban Dictionary today and found a bunch of unfunny crap posted by a bunch of definition whores.
by wode March 8, 2011
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Definition Fail

When you try to define a term given in a rhetorical question only to make an ass of yourself by not only answering the rhetorical question but giving a stupidly hilarious answer or definition.
Judge Judy: It's as simple as that. This is not rocket science. What is rocket science?
Dumb Blonde: Rocket science is when the scientist find out things about space.
Judge Judy, crowd, and television audience: snicker, laugh
Dumb Blonde: I think. (embarrassed)
Television watcher: epic definition fail
Judge Judy's inner monologue: what a dumb ass
by dr. daniel jackson August 19, 2009
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defuckionalized

1. establised as no longer fucked up emotionally

2. regaining the will or ability to think and act normally
Krystal: "Hey did you hear about Amanda & J.R.?"
Paige: "No, what happened?"
Krystal: "Amanda broke up with him & he was a really great guy!"
Paige: "Oh, don't worry...Amanda will get defuckionalized & then call J.R. back! Everything will be okay!"
by PlutoGenius June 13, 2010
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