Police : Hello how can I help you
Person 1:a person just crownessed my car
Police : Ok all pursuits on
Person 1:a person just crownessed my car
Police : Ok all pursuits on
by Schubby monster December 27, 2019
by lewlew2002 March 06, 2016
A form of benevolent sexism in which a boss offers sex to an employee in exchange for work-related benefits, such as a pay raise or promotion, but instead places 50 or more crows in the employee’s office the next day.
Person 1: “Did you hear that ‘Beckie’ in HR found 50 crows in her office on Monday morning?”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
Person 2: “Oh no that’s terrible!”
Person 1: “Absolutely! I think ‘Mark’ offered her sex in exchange for a raise.”
Person 2: “Oh my! He tricked her with quid pro crow!”
by @walrusozempic November 07, 2023
by cfm21 October 21, 2014
A rare breed of roller pigeon, most likely resulting from a deliberate cross of the Galatz Roller and Berlin Long Faced Tumpler by San Francisco area fanciers. With dramatic dark black plumage and elongated features, it is easy to differentiate from other common urban doves. Both males and females develop vivid reddish-orange rictal bristles when fully mature. The shade of orange is often compared to the international orange of San Francisco's famous Golden Gate Bridge.
A pair of Storm Crows, long-shanked and imperturbable, parted the roiling mass of doves on the street below, like a hot blade through crème fraîche
by Saxonshield415 July 15, 2022
by Poopyboy420 March 25, 2022
A stupid slutty blonde who gives head to gang members and drug dealers for vapes, they do not care about the ages of people they hook up with, go to parties dressed like they want to get raped, they cant keep a friend for their life, they are really fucking toxic, have a cussing problem, and beat the absolute fuck outa bitches.
Person A: "WOAH, I'm feeling like Emma Crowe right now!
Person B: OH FUCK NO, change everything about yourself instantly
Person B: OH FUCK NO, change everything about yourself instantly
by iwillfuckyourman August 22, 2022