Colombian Condor

a sexual position. The female stands on her head and balances herself with her arms while the male stands and gives her cunnilingus and flaps her legs all around and violently. When the female cums, the males is to use the cum as a lube then fuck her in the same position, flapping his arms like a Condor.

Last night, I went from the Colombian Skyhawk to the Colombian Condor in one move. The bitch was down on her head and I was flapping her legs like I was in an updraft over the Andes, then when she came I jammed that shit in her and soared with the eagles!

by UglyStick June 2, 2009

Condom ring

a- The ring shaped dent or stretched area in your wallet due to a long period of time when your unused condom in your wallet in your back pocket has been sat on repeatedly

b- the red ring at the base of a man's shaft, that goes to the top, due to the idiot using a condom they purchased quite a few years earlier, when they were most likely pre-pubescent, and is much too small, leaving a pressure mark after it's use.

a- "I can tell you have a rubber in your wallet"
"how so?"
"i can see the condom ring from here, haha"

b- "I think my condom's the wrond size"
"why do you think that?"
"Its so small I have a condom ring every time i use it, and sometimes it hurts"

by Bill Dimonta April 23, 2009

who wears the condom

like asking "who wears the pants or shoes" but in a more rude or sarcastic manner.

Dave: Oh no i have a big zit. my date is RUINED.

Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck June 22, 2010

Condom

The rubber device that fits on the dick to keep the males sperm from entering his sexual partner so they do not have a child.

Condoms helped us keep Johnny Jr. from being born...for a few years anyways....until they got expensive and w we have another mouth to feed.

by Corey April 8, 2004

Mind Condom

A mentally created condom used to help prevent the spread of MTDs (Mentally Transmitted Diseases). This is the only way to help prevent the spread of MTDs, the only thing that can make any sexual act involving the mind very dangerous. Mind condoms are mentally generated, and in no way reduce the pleasure of sexual activities involving the mind, other than the time it takes to mentally generate a mind condom. Mind condoms are generated by concentrating on their mind and nervous system being wrapped in rubber or a similar water proof substance. The more partners involved in a sexual mind act, the longer one will have to concentrate on creating a mind condom, in order to prevent the mind condom from failing. It is recommended that all partners involved in the mentally sexual act have a mind condom ready.

Don't be insane, cover your brain with a mind condom.

by Eddie the cool kid August 27, 2006

condoom

A terrible accident involving sex using a condom. If the condom breaks while fucking a girl who is known to not be using personal contraception or who is known to have an S.T.D of some sort.

Also applicable to femedom. Femedoom

10:00 pm (A bar somewhere)

John = wanna come back to my place and fuck?

Cindy = Sorry John, i have aids and not only that but im known to get pregnant incredibly easily.

John = DOnt worry cindy, i have these condoms!!

Cindy = Oh, well ok then. That would be lovly!!

10:30 pm (johns place)

Cindy = Oh god, oh god, oh god...

John = Oh god, oh god, oh god...

Cindy = oh god, oh....wait...something feels different...

John = oh g....wait you right...HOLY SHIT!! The condom has broken!!

CONDOOM.

John got condoomed.

Tradgedy.

by MylesBaRD December 28, 2008

condom shy

An unfortunate affliction found in males that 99% of the time will lead to bigger problems. One with this disorder will be extremly arroused, hard, and ready for a sexual encounter until a condom is applied. Once the condom is on, the male's errection disappears and goes completly limp. After this, one of the following happens:

1. The female refuses to go forward without a condom and the male never gets laid.

2. The female and male agree to forget the condom and go for it, usually leading to an STD, pregnancy, or both.

3. The male pathetically tries with the condom on until the female tires and says "Oh, just get off me already!"

Some men only have the disorder when drunk, while others have it all their lives.

Dude: I am soo hard!
Chick: Woah! Don't forget the condom!
::Dude puts condom on and looses errection::
Chick: Oh no! You're condom shy aren't you? Fuck this, I'll see ya later...
Dude: Damn it!!

by cinymin86 November 21, 2009