caldiodium

the feeling where you want become a chimney

how do i become a chimney i have caldiodium right now

by themadcrystal November 27, 2024

caulkit

The action of applying caulk to something.

Tommy: yo bill the showas leakin again
Bill: who cares u just gotta caulkit

by cassidycaulksit January 2, 2025

Calder

Calder is somebody who has nine toes. They also steal your big toes in your sleep by tickling you until you suffocate! Calder is like a sleep paralysis demon but as short as a gnome.

Person 1: Damn, it's a dwarf with nine toes!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Calder. He broke through my window last night.

by the blue dog January 7, 2025

Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Cauliflower Pussy

When your vagina gets deformed from a lot of rough sexual intercourse.

My mom had a dream once where Duff McKagan from Guns 'N Roses told her he wanted to fuck her so hard she'd get cauliflower pussy.

by BillyIdolFan April 20, 2025

Caulking the tub

Precisely depositing semen while showering or bathing.

“Enough of the abhorrent rat race for the day, time to get to caulking the tub.”

by iovtheedragon June 21, 2025

Caldecucks

Human males who live on the opposite side of the Caldecott Tunnel from Oakland, CA. Can be used endearingly or used to suggest that they are a target for having their significant others poached for brief sexual encounters.

“Too bad I have to drive to Concord, however, I enjoy the attention the girlfriends of the Caldecucks offer me.”

“Are you Caldecucks ready to rock tonight?” (Commonly heard at the Concord Pavillon)

by JamesTChonga69GodOf420 July 11, 2025