Carrot fire

A fire that you fuel by putting carrots in the fire

The carrot fire is burning brightly

by Dogcarrot May 27, 2018

Carlow

Carlow. Better than Laois but still a shitehole. Bad footballers and worse hurlers. Only thing going for it is its proximity to Dublin. It was the late 90s when the first generation left the fields behind for office jobs. They might as well been cows looking into a combine.

'Growing up as the middle child of seven children, I was irrelevant, I was the Carlow of Ireland'.

by Mrm0j0r1s1n March 25, 2019

Carrot

An Oompa Loompa wanted to look cool for Willy Wonka so he dyed his hair green but decided OOH I WANNA BE VEGAN so he ate too many potatoes and became a carrot. The end

Oh, their goes Willy Wonkas carrot, eww he tastes too salty for my liking.

by Skidaddle Skidoodle man dude April 17, 2019

digital carrot slicer

Any overly-complicated gadget designed to do a mundane task that can be done much more easily, cheaply, simply, and often better with an old-fashioned, low-tech device. Typically, a digital carrot slicer runs on batteries, has more options and "features" than anyone really wants, costs too much, is difficult to use, provides the user with more information and precision than they need, and is less reliable compared to the low-tech tool.

Compared to pencil and paper for taking notes, a PDA is a digital carrot slicer.

Why use a sharp knife to cut up a carrot when you can use a digital carrot slicer?
Hey, I just got paid yesterday, let's go the the mall and buy a digital carrot slicer at the Sharper Image!

by mooltittle August 18, 2010

Chode Carrot

is a root vegetable, usually orange in color, though purple, red, white, and yellow varieties exist. It has a crisp texture when fresh. it would be an perfect vegatable if not for the sorrow that it is as long as it is wide. making it imposible to eat correctly much like a chode.

Camille: you said you made vegtable soup where are the carrots?

Tyler: i was going to buy some but the supermarket only had fat, short, Chode Carrots

by Tybunk October 28, 2010

red carrot

Red Martian Dildo In Male or Female midsection retina which causes to not see for a period of time, which is a prelude to rape as it makes the target more vulnerable

Jeremy, why'd you red carrot me, now I can't see :( What are you doing? UGHH

by Hannah Junn October 8, 2013

soggy carrot

A sad blowjob.

Carly gave Dave a very unenthusiastic soggy carrot after their second date.

by afwtk July 28, 2016