das boot pirate 

(1) One of many homosexual Nazi sailors.

(2) A homosexual depicted in Das Boot, a homoerotic movie about Nazi U-boat personnel.

Variation: Das Fruit Pirate.

(1) The rear admiral ordered das boot pirate to service his poop deck.

(2) The U-boat swallowed seamen the same way that das boot pirate swallowed semen.

das boot pirate by NiraMillson November 14, 2016

New boot goofin' 

To pose or prance around in one's newly acquired footwear.

"What are you running around and acting silly for?"

"I'm just goofin'. New boot goofin'."

New boot goofin' by Jim Dangle August 30, 2005

pour piss out of a boot 

May have multiple meanings:

1. When describing a stupid person, or
2. When describing a very large rain storm.

1. You're so dumb you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel!

2. Look at those clouds, its about to pour piss out of a boot!

pour piss out of a boot by 7h0rn3 April 5, 2009

coot boot 

See cunt punt

Just slightly less profane.

Mike- Hey Jim, this girl was being a total bitch. I was this close to cunt punting her!
Jim- Yo man, you can't say that, my kid sister is right here!
Mike- Oh, sorry. I mean I was about to coot boot the slut.

coot boot by Andrew + Kevin March 4, 2009

hoot your boot 

hurry up

Someone: We're two hours late for the party... hoot your boot!

hoot your boot by HawkieHawk December 27, 2011

Horse Jockey's Boot 

1)Dilapidated, engorged membranous tissue forming the external covering or integument of a vagina.

2)Reflects a pliable pelt-like substance adhering to a womans loins.

1)Rumor had spread that Maria's horse jockey's boot was the largest external appendage in the Benton County Area on a female whore.

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the horse jockey's boot sleeps tonight...

Horse Jockey's Boot by Toosh March 21, 2008

on a cowboy boot 

What you say to someone when prompted with a question you don't know the answer to.

(During an infomercial selling a Panini grill.)
Kathy Mitchell: Do you like sandwiches, have you had a Panini before?
Steve Brule: On a cowboy boot.
(Infomercial stops; awkward pause.)

on a cowboy boot by Nalyd1 July 10, 2010