Blertch

Reaction to something you find totally abhorrent or disgusting

I read the definition of Rainbow Kissing and my throat and stomach went Blertch

by Picklypig July 15, 2016

blerth

Whatever the fuck you want it to mean.
Alternate forms may include blerthage, blerthagio, blertha, blerths,

I shall blerth all the way to work today and blerth when I get home.

by theBlerthMan November 19, 2016

Blertus

Someone who is the death of a party of social get together. Typically exhibits traits including those of a perriwinkle, piss knuckle and fuck knuckle. The person is generally a black hole that sucks the energy out everyone around them with nonsensical facts that has no basis in reality. They typically talk just to be part of a conversation without adding any value whatsoever. You can spot them by the uncomfortable silence that follows right after they have spoken. A really strong blertus can kill a conversation just by their presence within the general vicinity.

"We were all having a good time until Blertus spoke" - said at a social
"You are a real Blertus" - said in response to what a Blertus said

by JakBlak69 February 8, 2018

BLERTA_OSMANI

When youre a Gigi Hadid lookalike and now youre all over yourself, having no sense of humility or compassion. Oh and you steal empathy as a human value from Albatros

wow girl you look beautiful, but dont go full BLERTA_OSMANI!

by AlbatrosBABA-qashtuelexovehehe November 20, 2021

Blerti

Blerti is the most amazing person someone could ever meet. Blerti will make you feel good and he is also really funny. Blerti is handsome, kind and overall a perfect person, he also has really pretty eyes. I love Blerti

I love talking with Blerti, the time we spend together is always amazing!

by chronicpeoplehater September 17, 2022

bertainly

Derives from the word "certainly," and means "certainly."

"You suck"
"I bertainly do!"

by Alison November 7, 2004

bert

another word for sayin not

im home alone and scared, bert

by ?:>"{}| April 17, 2009