Birlfriend

A male (not gay) who is entrusted with information as if he was a true girlfriend. He can be relied on to be there in crisis but who doesn't expect anything in return. A truly unconditional love relationship.

He was her best Birlfriend that didn't expect anything other than unconditional support.

by #1Birlfriend July 1, 2011

Biffed It

When you fail horribly and either shit your pants during the fail or after the fail.

He totally biffed it.
Do you smell shit?

by KillTheDead May 27, 2010

birf

Abbreviation of a component resembling a CV Joint common to pre '86 Toyota Solid Front Axles. Proper form: Birfield. A notorious weak link, often upgraded to Smurfields, Profields, etc, or replaced entirely with a Birfield Eliminator Kit.

Damnit, I just blew a birf! Anyone have a spare?

by Kyle November 26, 2003

Birfs

Nickname for the name "Matthew"

Matthew: Sup?
Kirk: Sup Birfs!

by Matthew February 23, 2004

biffle

guy that whines and shares all his female problems with chicks in hopes of looking sentimental and getting laid by them or their friends. Synonymous with Tool.

"James Dowd is such a douche. He spent 4 hours last night at the party sharing his feelings about his ex girlfriend with Corey's girlfriend just so she would think he was a nice guy and tell all her friends. What a biffle."

by losdosequis December 16, 2007

biff

the act of love making(shaggin)

"jesus look at the tits on that, shes well worth a biffin"

by biff March 22, 2003

Biff

To break wind

That biff smelt nasty

by James October 23, 2003