Battery

Someone who won't shut up and keeps going on like a duracell battery. They tend not to think before they speak..

girl: does this dress make me look fat?
battery: no of course not...its not the dress thats making you look fat right i mean if you're big you're gonna look big in whatever you wear coz clothes dont have the ability to make you look fat unless it was a really thick material or something but that dress material is really thin so it must just be you
girl: =o ...bitch

by Pseudonymmm123 April 25, 2009

Bater

A questionably black man who drives a tan 3 door beat up honda sporting jeans and a black hoodie. Exposes himself to the residents of Elon University in the wee hours of the night.

Lauren screamed when she walked into her apartment and the bater was sitting on her couch naked masterbating

by Elon Dude October 26, 2010

Baby Batter

Semen, or man juice. also see skeet

I hit that raw and dumped all baby batter on that chick.

by The Bizzle October 7, 2004

Baterifica

The state of having poop on your penis

"Oh man, after I pulled out of her butt, I found an ass load of baterifica down there."

by Vtron700 April 6, 2005

Battered Boss Syndrome

A Boss who, because of constant and severe insubordination, may become depressed and/or unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to fire the abusing employee. The condition explains why abused bosses may not seek assistance from others, fire their abusers, or leave the abusive situation. Sufferers may have low self-esteem, and are often led to believe that the insubordination is their fault.

Agnes and Marion took a steaming dump on Mr. Smith's desk because he asked them to write out their daily schedules. Because of constant insubordination for years, when Mr. Smith saw the warm turds, he stated, "This is my fault. They've been working SOOOO hard. At least they didn't poop on my chair." Little did he know....indeed they had shat his chair. Mr. Smith was suffering from Battered Boss Syndrome. :(

by HilSug July 10, 2010

Car battery masturbate

Using painful battery acid to pleasure yourself because your very horny

Aye mate I'm horny so I'm going to car battery masturbate

by Fucker5304 October 2, 2016

Batjew

Our lord and saviour.
www.batjew.com/forums

Batjew will hit you with his ban hammer

by Botch July 15, 2003