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Andres

Has a sexy mustache typically wears glasses still a virgin likes to wear all colors of shirts used to stutter lost the super to red on will now has wavy hair likes mom jeans but only when someone else is wearing them and is typically know as that one kid and likes to do stuff sometimes
Hey do you know that one kid?

You mean andres yeah
by Lil error April 16, 2019
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Andre or Allan

they proclaim that they have never seen their parents genitals, that is false. they have seen their fathers shaft windmilling towards their afraid mother. If you come to cross an Andre/Allan proceed to chant towards him " HE'S SEEN HIS DADS DICK"
Please, don't be an Andre or Allan guys
by THENuggetman9 April 16, 2019
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Andres

That Spanish boy/man who is very retarded and he loves to play video games and usually talks about video games. He loves his girlfriend very much and will always hug her and trying to cuddle her as much as he can. He wants to give her the conq but NOoooOoOooo thats not until the future!!!!
His girlfriend: Wow! Andres sure has an amazing conq!!!

Everyone else: It is a millimeter peener!!!
by emo.bum.idiot April 16, 2019
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He works at a smoothie place and plays guitar. He doesn’t get a lot of girls but he always has at least one girl completely in love with him.
That’s the Andres, the boy you like? He looks so much worse in person.
by HasMoreWisdomThanUrWisdomTeeth February 24, 2019
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His psn is McLovn_1 and he loves sweaty balls.
His instagram is AndresSantillan
by fucknoodles February 27, 2019
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Stupid nerdneck who is so bad at everything
Andres is so stupid
by Ultra-pro March 8, 2019
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Very beast but can be really sus and gay at times. He is a very easy to make fun of but gets his feelings hurt to easily but others think he can handle it. But on the inside he is a soft gay and sus boy.
That guy is so andre.
by French man 213 March 11, 2019
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