wongu water

a drink made of vodka, champagne, grapefruit juice, OJ, and soda water, that was inspired by the word wongu (an act of T9 text betrayal) that is sure to make you blackout and vomit if you have too much.

I'm definitely going to wongu tonight if I have even one more sip of this wongu water.

by vennifer September 28, 2009

Wongpee

Not a simp a sigma chad

A : You virgin fat ass shut up.
B : Nope am Wongpee and always be
A : Sheeeeeeeeeesh sry mate:(:(:(:(:(:(..
B: Nah ok dont waste my time.

by Obama hamburger September 10, 2021

Bingus Wongus

The Monkey God

The Bingus Wongus is the ruler of all apes

by HotMenLikeGage69 January 19, 2022

wonga

alternative word for weed, marajuana etc.

Kev - I'll come to yours tonight mate.
Lee - Nice one, have you got any wonga?
Kev - I have!
Lee - Great I could do with a smoke or two!!

by REL74 February 18, 2010

wongstar

This is a kind of person who buys an additional fan for his computer because the BIOS battery is giving off too much heat...

Where are going to put THAT fan, wongstar??

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

wongo

additive to wanker
can be used as an insult
or in confusion

thats wongo man

you wongo wanker

by zafo April 24, 2003

Wonga love kiss

This is performed whilst in the doggy style sexual position. At the point of climax the person from behind must apply a swift punch to the back of the partners head, thus causing a tightening of the body as passing out & heightening sexual gratification.

I'd been on a bender all weekend & met this girl at an after party. Took her back to my new love pad, which has carpet in the kitchen I might add, & as things got heated I just had to finish with the Wonga love kiss.

by JAXX1 July 29, 2008